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Hi! I can't stop thinking about yesterday. When we were just sitting there, your queef filled the room. I thought it smelled delightful. I mix between rotten eggs and coyote piss. I know you're renown for bottling your own queef and selling. I was wondering if we could make a deal. PM me! ♥♥♥♥♥

Howdy neighbor! I recently ran out of ♥♥♥♥ cheese for my crackers and I heard from Will across the way that you were the #1 manufacturer of the finest blu ♥♥♥ cheese in the South Western area! Well howdy there cowby, didn't know that bout you. Think I could swing by, and sling some salty cheese straight from the barrel? See ya later bud!