Recent reviews by Kemekel

♥♥♥♥ Jagex

Massive disappointment, many performance issues have still not been fixed or addressed nearly a year after launch.

Desperately needs more content but what is here, is worth the price of admission alone.

You'd be a fool to have never heard of The Elder Scrolls by now, originally played on the Xbox 360 in 2011, Skyrim took my teenage years by storm, here over 10 years later and armed with a 3090 I can now play at 1440p with over 2000 mods installed, all thanks to the Nolvus Ascension modpack.

If you have the hardware, know-how and time, this is what I would consider the definitive way to play TES V in 2023.

If Doom Eternal & Guitar Hero had a baby

Remnant is not a fundamentally bad game.

However, the copy & pasted levels feel like lifeless shooting galleries with a whole lot of nothing in between bosses besides a crap ton of annoying trash mobs with damage sponge levels of health.

It all boils down to "let's see how fast I can rush to the next boss" because frankly it's boring as hell with a mundane "story" if you can even call it that.

You can build beehives in Valheim you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reprobate.
In Valheim one of my favourite things to do is build hives, all I ever do is establish beehives and sell the excess honey to other players, using the profits to start more hives. Honey is in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood, you know how many skeletons I've had to kill to guard my hives? Do you have any idea the lives we've lost? To Greydwarves, Trolls the size of houses, Wolves and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Draugr so YOU can sit at the table with your succulent honey?

Have some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect.

How dare you even INSINUATE that Bee-Farming is not a V I T A L part of the Valheim experience.
I should hand you over to The Elder and have you squashed you sick ♥♥♥♥, I am literally shaking with rage right now, when I beat my wife later I will be thinking of you because it is ALL YOUR FAULT

11/10 needs more hives

I've owned Soul Reaver for at least 4 years now having played it multiple times as a kid, and still nothing has been done to fix this game's issues with Windows 10, SR refuses to run on Modern OS' even in Windows XP or Older modes.

A well written narrative with superb voice acting and music all around.

However, it's a shame this game is plagued by often stupid and disappointing design choices, you'll often find yourself under-leveled for major sections of the main story, with enemies sometimes being 10 levels higher than you, resulting in a one shot death, the combat is just frankly garbage and annoying to deal with.

As for fast travel and navigating the map, Jonathan has a "teleport" which the game will only let you use in areas IT wants you to, and often the button prompt takes forever to show up or not at all, forcing you to backtrack.

6/10 - Flawed but a good story keeps it going.

A huge step-up from the previous entries in the series.

Borderlands 3 is faster & more fluid than it's predecessors, from weapon animations to movement (Crouch-Slide from titles such as Apex Legends & Titanfall)

The humour and writing are just as chessy and over the top as ever with subtle nods to the previous titles such as a whole host of characters returning including Telltale's "Tales from The Borderlands" cast.

8/10 definitely pick it up if you're a fan of the series