Recent reviews by Kemekel

You can grow corn in Kenshi you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reprobate.
In Kenshi one of my favourite things to do is grow corn, all I ever do is establish corn farms and sell the excess corn, using the profits to start more corn farms. Corn is in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood, you know how many skeletons I've had to kill to guard my corn? Do you have any idea the lives we've lost? To slavers, longnecked bois, fog crawlers and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bandits so YOU can sit at the table with your succulent corn on the cob?

Have some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect.

How dare you even INSINUATE that corn is not a V I T A L part of the Kenshi experience.
I should hand you over to the skin bandits and have you peeled you sick ♥♥♥♥, I am literally shaking with rage right now, when I beat my wife later I will be thinking of you because it is ALL YOUR FAULT

11/10 needs more corn

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10/10

Crazy girlfriend severed my hand with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chainsaw within the first hour of gameplay

10/10

GOAT of 2015