Convenient Spider
Bren & Chris Lawson   Maryland, United States
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500 XP
 
 
PC Update: Upgraded dinky stock psu and slapped my old 1060 into it.
Now with 12,000 extra gigabytes of external storage.

NOT interested in trading.

***Class of 2010 & 2013***
--- Insert intense face-desking here. ---

I'm also on PS3/4/5, Xbox360 and Switch.


Apparently, playing music on HLDJ in Left 4 Dead is frowned upon.



We're both Aspies so please be respectful or we'll delete you.

Chris handles singlepayer while Bren handles multiplayer.



|Hamachi Groups|*
Reset for new pc.

If you would like to join one of these networks, talk to me about joining and I will give the password.

*Required to join in order to access my Minecraft, Terraria, Starbound, Garry's Mod, TF2, Star Wars Battlefront II (Is still a good game) and Killing Floor servers.**
**They will be up per request with me.
***All ready to go.
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Yakuza 0
164 Hours played
Possibly one of the best games I've played this generation.

The story is slow to start, but it's a thrill-ride once the ball gets rolling.
Combat is fast and fluid, while the cinematic finishers make you experience every crushing blow you deal.
With so many diversions on the streets of Kamurocho, there is hardly a reason not to explore every alleyway for something new to do.
The side-stories were really short, but added a bit of relief from the overall serious tone of the plot; worth a few feels and laughs here and there.

Overall, I'd give the game a solid 9.5/10. I highly recommend it.
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POSTAL The Movie
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What to like about this movie:
It's insane.
The actor who played Mini-me is in this movie and he gets raped by monkeys.
Postal babes.
J. K. Simmons is in this movie.
Armageddon.
Al Qaeda.
A bromance between George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden.
Vince Desi, the head of Running With Scissors, is in this movie.
Krotchy Dolls.
Little Germany.
Uwe Boll is in this movie.
Uwe Boll gets shot in this movie.
Uwe Boll's final words are what he really thinks about how he made bad movies based on videogames.
Uwe Boll dies in this movie.
And of course, Zack Ward as The Postal Dude. Never heard of him? You may remember him as Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story.
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Bad Dream: Coma Bad Route Walkthrough
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Bad Dream Fever Walkthrough
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Adventures of Bertram Fiddle: Episode 1: A Dreadly Business Walkthrough
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DeSoto Decals and How to Get Them
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Bad Dream: Coma Neutral Route Walkthrough
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First Person Puzzle Games on Steam
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Bad Dream: Coma Good Route Walkthrough
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Untouchable Achievement Easy
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A History of Turok - Acclaim Game Continuity Timeline
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A History of Turok - A Franchise Timeline
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Mountain of the Sun 100% Video Guide
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Point n Click Adventure Games on Steam
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Sam & Max Save the World
Someone made a guide showcasing retro First Person Shooters on Steam so I got the inspiration to do one myself for First Person Puzzle Games on Steam. Now I'm doing one for Point n Click Adventures. Here's how it goes. I'm going to separate the games liste
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First Person Puzzle Games on Steam
Created by - Convenient Spider and Verneryk
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Portal
This is to help others find new first person puzzle games on Steam as well as help me discover new titles. There are rules for what goes on this list. 1. The name implies you solve puzzles on the spot. 2. A gadget or gimmick is used to solve the puzzles wi
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Doom soundtracks for Serious Sam Fusion (replacement)
The rework of my first mode which replaces existing music with soundtracks from Doom (2016), Doom Eternal, and Eternal's both DLCs Main menu music: - At Eternal Gate. TFE Soundtrack List: - Hatshepsut: Taras Nabad (light combat); - Sand Canyon: Rust, Dust,
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Serious Sam Fusion 2017 (beta)
Created by - M1L1tarist
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Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Bunch of slack-jawed babies around here.
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Team Fortress 2
Status - Accepted for Game, Created by - Svdl
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Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
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last played on 28 Apr
Borderlands GOTY Enhanced
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Borderlands 3
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Soldier gaming 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm 
FR
Convenient Spider 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm 
I don't need fake praise in my life. I'd rather people just tell me what hey really think.
Soldier gaming 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50pm 
i hate those rep bots
Convenient Spider 3 Mar, 2020 @ 9:46am 
@Christimmaculate You're welcome.
Christimmaculate 3 Mar, 2020 @ 9:24am 
Hey, thanks for your walkthroughs for Bad Dream Coma. Really appreciated them! 😎👍
Convenient Spider 4 Feb, 2020 @ 2:53pm 
@WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotWTF Not on Discord, no. As for Co-op, I'm currently trying to get the max amount of skill points possible with each character to see what build I like. My net connection is good but unpredictable. I don't usually launch into co-op unless I'm absolutely sure it won't blink out on me. Don't expect me to join. I'll be the host, that way I'm not dealing with visual stutter. Right now I'm taking a short break inbetween games.