Ser Whale
Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
Level
23
Global Sentinel
500 XP
 
 
CSGO Action and reactions:
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Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥**** coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosinh and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

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crystalcow 25 aug 2021 om 9:56 
this guy smells like mustard
sanjai 21 feb 2016 om 17:28 
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Ser Whale 31 dec 2014 om 15:24 
Read below for a heart warming story.
Ser Whale 31 dec 2014 om 15:23 
I was only 12 years old.
I loved CS:GO so much.
I had all the rare skins.
I pray to Gaben every night, hoping I would unbox a knife some day.
"Gaben is love," I said. "Gaben is life."

My dad overhears me and calls me a hacker.
I know he's just jealous that I got recruited into FaZe clan.
I call him a hardscoper.

My dad no scopes me and sends me to my room.
As I feel my numb face, I turn on my PC and log into Steam.
My hands are shivering as I click on the "PLAY" button to open up CS:GO

"I'll show that hardscoper," I said.
I open up the Steam Market Place, and purchase 20 Half Life 3 Cases and Keys.

10 minutes have passed by, and I've unboxed 19 Battle-Scarred Negev l Desert Strikes.
As I move my cursor over to the final case, I click and select "OPEN".
My cursor moves even slower as I move it towards the giant, green "USE KEY" button.

I click the button.
As I see all of these weapons fly by, the scroll finally starts slowing down.
Ser Whale 31 dec 2014 om 15:23 
"I can't look," I said to myself. "My dad will noscope me when he see's that I've spent six grand on super exclusive and rare Half Life 3 Cases and Keys.

I close my eyes and listen as I hear Gaben laughing over me, as if I am almost certain that I did not get a knife.

I open my eyes.

A large clump of feces leaves my ♥♥♥♥ very quick, as my eyes look at the item I have just been given by the Holy Gaben himself.

Another clump starts sliding out as I stand up to run to my dad to tell him that I've just unboxed a StatTrak Factory New Karambit Fade.

My dad cries as he suddenly gets his Steam account hacked by OpTic.
I pull out my new knife and quickscope his face.

I then walk into my room, take my pants off, and thrust my pelvic region into the air, imagining Gaben with me.

"Gaben is love, Gaben is life."
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