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Semi realistic and scenic gmod maps like Unrecord. You need CS:S textures for most of the maps btw.
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Agency (CSGO)
Created by Loadingue
NO GAME REQUIRED! Everything's packed in! If you experience visual glitches the first time, try restarting the game! INTERNAL NAME: GM_CSGOAGENCY This is a port of the CSGO Hostage map, cs_agency. The map was made by Puddy with the help of Rick for models ...
Alone - TTT, Homicide, Murder
Created by Danny Judas
This map requires counter-strike: source! Sorry to those who don't have the luxury of a money bath. ~~~ A map designed for Homicide and Trouble and Terrorist Town. This map is heavily inspired by the apartments from the source mod Alchemilla (which was ins...
Ame
Created by heut
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/885202918884638772/1069197117391904869/radar_full.png Description Small neotokyo style map. This map has a lot of glowing items, like in Cyberpunk and Blade Runner. I did it almost without references, so some places...
Backrooms Hide&Seek
Created by NanoMaslina
No content required. Just a map to explore. I recommend playing with friends. It was created for the Hide&Seek gamemode....
Butcher's Den Forever
Created by johnny moe
What will be left of you? NextBot Navmesh: here D3Bot Navmesh: https://pastebin.com/cp30St2M r_radiosity 2 in the console will solve lighting issues with dynamic props like doors. Features Takes place in an early 1900's Victorian farmhouse Creepy and unset...
City 17 Building
Created by NanoMaslina
This map was created to practice level design. I used the developments of the maps d1_trainstation_03 and d1_trainstation_05. The map has support for the Murder gamemode. CSS content required....
DOD_Escort
Created by M.K. (MyCbEH)
DOD_ESCORT A map inspired by the rather famous dod_convoy map. This map was made together by: Pro-Bones (aka the developer of the Silent Escape mod) MyCbEH (aka the developer of the Snowdrop Escape mod) We were lazy to publish this for three or four years,...
Daylight
Created by Nefertari
Why are you still here? Day version of Nightlight I highly recommend that you play the night version instead, as its how the map is supposed to be experienced, but this is here if you need it Credits Jasper Rush_Freak cs_insertion2 II_PYRO_II francis115 Fr...
District Ai Noded and Nav Mesh (Ported from Insurgency 2)
Created by insanity
!! Everything is packed in !! Security forces must prevent Insurgent forces from gaining a presence in the area. from game insurgency 2014 this map has ai nodes and is nav meshed for npc and nextbots battles compressed file size: 216.4 MB...
Forestpath [TTT]
Created by 󠀡󠀡󠀡⁧⁧𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕. 𝑨𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒘
A scenic, small TTT map with two riverside cabins. Also compatible with murder and other gamemodes. Make sure you have HDR enabled in your graphics settings! Winter version: https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3096627199 Version 2 Update...
GM_Redox
Created by V92
An action/puzzle mission map. Requirements Half-Life 2: Episode 2 Credit Where It's Due Brutwarst - Map V92 - Map icon Other Versions The Map Collection ...
GM_ShootingRange
Created by Burnout6010
A small map designed to help you refine both your custom weapons accuracy/precision/recoil and your own aim. The map is divided in two areas which can be teleported in between by the doors behind you when spawning. You may spawn in any of the two areas. In...
Garage [TTT]
Created by 󠀡󠀡󠀡⁧⁧𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕. 𝑨𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒘
Counter-Strike: Source is needed for this map. A small sized TTT map that I designed in only 3 days. It originally was a horror map concept, but I decided to turn it into this. Extra tags: TTT Trouble in Terrorist Town map ttt_garage garage ...
Gas station Tatneft
Created by ЛСОЛГН
Map name: gm_zapravka Map with russian gas station. Features: -Gas station -Shop -Cool green light -Road on all territory of map -Working reflectors -Road with holes -Country road -Sunset -Bugs -Grass -The sound of crickets Map working with HDR and LDR Tex...
Gleb
Created by xlebio
Welcome to gm_gleb! You are at abandoned warehouse. At night. During thunderstorm. There's nobody around you. Or, maybe you just think so?... Features: AI Nudes Custom ambient Full support for TTT, Homicide Liminal feeling ?Easter Egg? The map DOES need CS...
Gm_Church
Created by ..::GooBall60
An abanded church set in the middle of a forest. This is a rather small map, though it seems to have its own story to tell. Featuring some offices, an auditorium, a kitchen, bathrooms, a nursury, a cave system, and more. Note: Lower end computers may occas...
Insertion2 Night (CSGO)
Created by Munch
DISCLAIMER: This map is not mine and is a port of a CSGO map, everything belongs to the original owner, if the original owner wants me to take it down then I will gladly do so. A port of a cool night version of a csgo map. Original Map: https://steamcommun...
Lasers - Heist
Created by Danny Judas
This map requires nothing but HL2! Rejoice all of ye of small bank account! There is also a lot of color correction on this map. If you think it's ugly, you can disable it in game with the button on the left. If you can't see it at all, you can enable it i...
Locals - Heist
Created by Danny Judas
This map requires Half-Life 2: Episode 2 to run properly. There is also a lot of color correction on this map. If you think it's ugly, you can disable it in the video options. If you can't see it at all, you can enable it in the options menu. --- Locals ta...
Marquis - Paris
Created by Loadingue
NO GAME CONTENT REQUIRED! Anyone can play this! INTERNAL NAME: GM_MARQUISCLEAN If you have any visual issues, make sure you are playing in HDR mode (High Dynamic Range - Full) in the graphical options and restart the game. This map is only HDR-compatible. ...
Ministry Ai Noded and Nav Mesh (Ported from Insurgency 2)
Created by insanity
!! Everything is packed in !! Ministry is set around a palace building with several outside and underground routes running alongside it. Unlike other Insurgency maps, the layout of Ministry is quite symmetrical, even with the objectives placed in the very ...
Never Lose Hope Hospital [Redux]
Created by sparkz
If props are unusually shiny, put the command mat_specular 0 in console! NOTE: I did not make the original map(s). This is derived from this addon, which is made of maps from the Nightmare House 2 mod and then stitched together by Umbrae and fixed by Bizz(...
Nightlight
Created by Nefertari
Streetlights cast long shadows over this town. Echoes of the world around you ring through the empty streets. Not many are awake at this hour. There's nothing here for you, yet you stay... Large sandbox map depicting the typical low-income American east co...
Old Places
Created by GoldenKnight207
My eighth map for G-mod. A collection of old and abandoned places! (kinda) Map Name: gm_old_places All content is packed so no games are required and you shouldn't see any missing textures or ERRORS anywhere but, if you do, please let me know. Please let m...
Overdue
Created by ft's
And no. This isn't a horror map. https://i.ibb.co/4dnmzQR/steam-workshop-nt-about.png With low amount of money, piling unpaid bills, and getting extorted by an unfamous annoying criminal gang called "The Lambda" for long enough, this "loser" finally had en...
Pissalley - neotokyo
Created by Rimscar
Huge map! Multiple alleyways with rice noodle stands and more. Also connected with a subway. Features * Fully AI Noded * Nav Mesh included in map * Soundscapes Requirements NONE! (NO CSS, no neotokyo, no content packs. Nothing required at all! ) ----------...
Plantation
Created by Evil-Ash
Ported for a long time ago, I've decided to finally put it on the workshop So here is "The Plantation" from L4D2 for Gmod ***INFO*** ---> "NORMALLY" <--- You need nothing excepted gmod, all is included into the map ***Update**** AI Nodes added by Dawud San...
RP_Downpour
Created by I like goats
Comes in clear flavor too! Originally uploaded back in 2015, this is a new version with some added polish, various changes and most importantly, should run a lot better than it used to (mostly cause I left the particle effects playing across most of the ma...
Raid - Heist
Created by Danny Judas
This map requires Half-Life 2: Episodes 1 & 2 to function properly. Without it, some textures may not appear, and some props may have errors. There is also a lot of color correction on this map. If you think it's ugly, you can disable it in game with the b...
Rise - neotokyo
Created by Rimscar
Featuring an office building with several floors, looming over the streets from above. Many of the corridors are linked together with air vents. The roof has a landing pad with a helicopter. Perfect for roleplay, TDM, Combine Assault, or nZombies. Features...
Rp_Rudmerge_Day
Created by MergasTroll
https://i.imgur.com/Y86vPTL.png It's just a daytime version. Nothing more. Sometimes a map is just a map. There are no secrets and other things here. Don't waste your time. https://i.imgur.com/SzHZlps.jpg https://i.imgur.com/0Tbzfwg.png...
Running on Empty (L4D)
Created by Loadingue
NO GAME REQUIRED! Everything's packed in! If you experience visual glitches the first time, try restarting the game! INTERNAL NAME: GM_L4D_ROE This is a port of the L4D survival map called Running on Empty. The map was made by Dreyzie for the Left 4 Dead 2...
SmallTown Remake Xmas
Created by xlebio
Welcome to mu_smallotown_v2_snow! This is just a quiet town on the eve of Christmas Features: CSS CONTENT NOT NEEDED! Christmas atmosphere! Beautiful snowy landscape Detailed weather This map was made for Homicide gamemode (Steam group https://steamcommuni...
TTT Borealis
Created by Wirelex.jpg
Everyone is the Borealis Worker in this map, now who's the beta traitor. It's a old stitched together wc-mappack vmfs from the leak, took me awhile to remove the map-leaks n stuff. Also this is also a experimental map too. Credits: Gλm³rאumb³r¹ - For the T...
TTT_CSGOBank
Created by Loadingue
NO GAME REQUIRED! Everything's packed in! This is a modified port of the CSGO Demolition map, de_bank. Yes, it's also known as GO Bank in Payday 2 since it's a crossover level (the Payday masks can still be found on this map!). It's a bit different however...
TTT_Facility
Created by orC7719
Terrorists find themselves in an abandoned facility, however they soon turn on each other whilst searching through it. This map requires CSS content. This is the first map I have created for gmod so feedback would be greatly appreciated. Although everythin...
Tell Ai Noded and Nav Mesh (Ported from Insurgency 2)
Created by insanity
!! Everything is packed in !! Tell is a three point push map set on a small hill in a middle eastern metropolis. Tell is an epic map that thrusts players into methodical street by street clearing. It's tight design creates a challenging uphill battle where...
The Atlantic Swimming Pool
Created by shortnamesalex
You find a derelict swimming pool near your hometown. The smell of sewage and dry blood filled the air. You felt like you've been here before. This was once a very lively place, now it's just waiting for mother nature to take over. What happened here? INFO...
The Foodwall Restaurant
Created by Colonel Frosting
You're bustin' the Foodwall? What the hell!? My attempted recreation of the beloved Foodwall from SWAT 4. It's not great, but I did it in the course of a day and all from memory. I mainly just wanted to see how well I could recreate the level from memory i...
The Purple Dots Nightclub Remake
Created by shortnamesalex
The original map: https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2601752623 Purple Dots Nightclub is the most infamous location in all of Ascot. Much of the city's youth and newer residents would gather around the place during weekends and party ha...
The Vannah Hotel (Cleaned)
Created by xRaptorV37
L4D2 Dead Center's Hotel "The Vannah", ported to Garry's Mod. It's the same hotel as in the Chapter 1, but cleaned (a normal hotel, before a zombie apocalypse). Map features: Working elevators that teleport you to the different floors AI nodes and navmesh ...
Training HD - Sandbox, Prophunt, TTT
Created by Danny Judas
THIS MAP REQUIRES CSS; AND IS FOUND IN YOUR CSS/PROPHUNT MAPS FOLDER --- This is a re-release of an older map I made, with numerous improvements ranging from bug fixes to outright layout changes and atmosphere changes. Cs_training has always been one of my...
Uppstat Evening
Created by Scarf
Welcome to my new map set in Sweden! The layout was made in a 1-hour challenge and improved visually later on. Map includes - Small level with an apartment building based on real-life design. - Different soundscapes/ambient noises. - Pre-placed sigils and ...
Wetworks
Created by Cream
READ THE DESCRIPTION, DON'T ASK DUMB QUESTIONS. THIS MAP REQUIRES HL2 EPISODE 1 AND 2. MAKE SURE THEY ARE MOUNTED TO GMOD. About I don't even know what this is honestly. I think the only reason I made this was because I was bored like 2 years ago. Yes 2 ye...
Yuppie Psycho - Sintracorp map
Created by Brazil
Sintracorp office from the game Yuppie Psycho....
ZS Midnight Motel
Created by Scott
A Zombie Survival conversion of cs_motel_night: https://gamebanana.com/maps/177487 Requires CS:S...
ZS Overtime
Created by Troop
An updated version of abandonedoffice_redux, with much needed performance fixes, lighting tweaks and sigil placement. REQUIRES Counter-Strike Source content. Big thanks to Magicswap for his help with performance, lighting, playtesting and motivating me to ...
[TTT] Office Summer (CSGO)
Created by Loadingue
NO GAME REQUIRED! Everything's packed in! If you experience visual glitches the first time, try restarting the game! INTERNAL NAME: TTT_CSGOOFFICESUMMER This is a port of the CSGO Hostage Rescue map, cs_office_summer which. That map is an edit made by zun ...
[TTT] The Facility Outdoors
Created by LonelyAndLookin4Fun
DINOSAURS AND PEOPLE FIGHT EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE You can find the source files for this map including the vmf here It should be obvious that you need CSS for this map, I don't know why you would play TTT or gmod for that matter without having it mounted in...
commercial_district
Created by a social guarantee
Welcome Welcome to the armpit of the world, where poor people breed like rabbits, suicide is a highly encouraged nationwide annual sporting event, and more criminals inhabit the city than in prison. _______________________________________ Factions Diablos ...
dm_downtown
Created by durak
Description This map was developed from late December to early February. The map is a scene in which Combine forces are suppressing resistance rebels. The map is suitable for all types of DM games, however, the FPS will disappoint you greatly, especially i...
fy_regn
Created by m1larp
Original Creator: Oskmos Ported to garry's mod: M1larp ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ FAQ - Is additional...
gm_concrete_rooms_extended
Created by Winston7
Hello! I present to you my new sandbox map: gm_concrete_rooms_extended (gm_concrete_rooms_b2_ext) ! Extended version of gm_concrete_rooms. Enjoy! If you find an bug, please let me know! I will uptade the map from time to time. Current version: v2 Also plea...
gm_fever_dream_remastered
Created by Stub@
I decided that this map needs a remaster because it was my first ever project and I wasn’t as good at hammer editor then like I’m now…I made it as a new map because I want to keep the OG one untouched :P. SUPPORT : https://i.imgur.com/9gbIN71.gif ✴✷ 🎀 𝒯𝑅𝒜𝒟...
gm_gecasino
Created by attenbruh
Note: I did not make this map nor any of the materials or models used in this map. All materials and the map have been made by Team GoldenEye Source. The original content can be found here: www.geshl2.com Welcome to the casino! A place you and your buddies...
gm_hoodcorner
Created by bean
strangely empty neighborhood at night to be honest, i never lived in anything remotely close to places like this, i have never been in US, even map was made after a photo i saw on reddit includes: - house with interior - unfinished abandoned house - skatep...
gm_htr_surveillance
Created by Jancias
https://i.imgur.com/8nTCa1b.png Click to join! I post frequent updates on whatever i'm working, and chat with my followers! https://i.imgur.com/IRwGHAp.png 2002. Your investigation leads you to a remote location in the forest around the city of Huntersvill...
gm_los_pollos_day
Created by shabman
Here is my take on the iconic Los Pollos Hermanos resturant from the show Breaking Bad, I wanted to make a map that was up to Gus Fring's standards, I even recreated the official menu seen in the show with photos found on google images lol. I also added a ...
gm_mallparking
Created by bean
backroms lvl 1 (no it's not stop commenting and spreading rumors it was not intended to be actual backrooms) Features: • working elevator • built cubemaps and navmesh • a lot of space to explore MEGA UPLOAD UPDATE (sorry for releasing this after more than ...
gm_oxxo_redux (compatible with TTT)
Created by Seitan
This map is compatible with Trouble In Terrorist Town *This map is noded and navmeshed Credits Seitan - Level design, creation, model edits, additional textures and sounds rluquin - Additional models and textures PPPHéctor - Don Semen art Dreamywolf - La P...
gm_russia
Created by Prizvan2
Outskirts of the Russian town. Night is coming, it's time to go home. But you stayed to enjoy these moments, when the street is empty and only the distant sounds of passing cars or barking dogs are heard. The map is on the way: Sandbox ---> gm_russia Map i...
gm_small_bank
Created by shortnamesalex
"TOC to entry team. Negotiations have fallen. There are reports of a dozen suspects and 4 civilians. The suspects have full control of the area. Proceed with extreme caution." INFO: This was made as a tribute for many of the tactical shooters I've played. ...
gm_trainstruct
Created by Илья Потягуш
USE CSS FOR NORMAL WORK OF MAP Google translate: ___DO NOT___ READ___ The map was created on the knee in 4 days, without much knowledge. The skybox was cut because I don't know how it works. *What's the catch: - Light straight from de_train. - Fog from the...
gm_underhighway
Created by bean
thahks to Aidenzappering for packing content can be used as showroom map, inspired by shwrm_underhighway (TDM showrooms)...
nypd_shooting
Created by a social guarantee
And God said, “Let there be violence,” and there was violence....
ph_dezache_2
Created by Dezache
A lovely little restaurant set in a neighbourhood that's not at all derelict and ghetto. Check the changelog for before/after screenshots Requires Counter-Strike: Source...
rp_scp_county_night
Created by crimemovies
A roleplay map created for Site 86, a serious roleplay community running on Clockwork. This one's a night version with some very small improvements. This map spans the source limit. It includes an underground SCP Foundation facility disguised as a federal ...
rp_scp_county_v3
Created by crimemovies
A roleplay map created for Site 86, a serious roleplay community running on Clockwork. This one's a day version carrying over improvements from the night version. This map spans the source limit. It includes an underground SCP Foundation facility disguised...
the last in city
Created by Trybochist
attention if you have a weak PC then play at your own peril and risk the card is not optimized!!!!!!! do not write to me that the fps is low, I already know this. if your materials are displayed incorrectly, then write to the console "mat_specular 0" when ...
ttt_Overwatch (TTT/2)
Created by лесенька
Restored dm_overwatch for TTT mode. Features of the -All content is included into the addon. -Added custom cars (From SnowDrop Escape.) -Reconstructed city -Combine removed -Added a beautiful skybox (I really like it! :)) -Very beautiful lighting. -Map ada...
ttt_Terror_outset_v1
Created by Scandisk7
-Dark map -Medium/large size -40 player slots -traitors can turn off lights on a part of the map -WATCH your back!...
ttt_agency_remake_v2
Created by Lavrentiy
!!!NEED CS:S CONTENT!!! 23.03.2023 UPDATE: Changed most of the custom sounds to mono. This is positive because now it means those sounds will depend on your head movement, and also they are drowned out behind the walls. And map size is small. This is a rem...
ttt_blocc
Created by lennrrrd
https://i.imgur.com/qVSiKet.png Something's wrong in the neighbourhood! It's your job keep order and unmask those traitors! This map has: - more than 32 spawn points - use of GMod's env_skypaint - a traitor room - one button to activate the vents CS:S need...
ttt_brokentown
Created by Everest
(It's not broken by the way as suggested by the title) A gmod map made mostly for Trouble in Terrorist Town! Other gamemodes work as well such as prophunt, hide and seek, etc... I am stll working on the map so do expect updates fixing/adding things. You ne...
ttt_chemicalburns
Created by Sonador
Screw this map. This thing has been sitting unfinished on my harddrive for three years and I'm sick of its crap. ttt_chemicalburns is a large, industrial, and urban TTT map made to support between 32 and 48 players. The map is dark, visibility is limited, ...
ttt_construction_v3
Created by real jackmark空看 alibaba ceo
Changelog: -Added basketball court -Added dynamite targets that allows access to certain areas -Added traitor room -Better lighting -Better optimization -Number of dynamites are now tracked on a board next to the detonator -Expanded the apartments -Increas...
ttt_damons_disco
Created by tv/DamonTvv
Update: No longer requires CSGO content! I mean who doesn't like to shoot some people while on the dancefloor!? The map comes with 7 different soundtracks, custom textures and plenty of areas to exploit as a traitor. May the best traitor win. May the best ...
ttt_damons_downtown
Created by tv/DamonTvv
Update: No longer requires CSGO content! The Traitors have infiltrated downtown and the last remaining task force has been deployed.Take out the Traitors no matter what in this Action packed environment. Rooftops are in your favor and may the best gunman w...
ttt_district
Created by lennrrrd
Drive around the commercial strip! Features of this map: - driveable buggies - more than 32 spawn points - use of GMod's env_skypaint - serveral traitor button: --- blow up the buggies --- teleport to another location --- start a short police chase CS:S ne...
ttt_dopehouse beta v 9
Created by new2game
map in a drug lab near the bad side of town... There is a sewer, apartment, office and restaurant too.. trouble in terrorist town... danger around the corner, please enjoy...
ttt_highrise
Created by lennrrrd
This map takes place on top of some skyscrapers and an office. There are around 32 spawn locations. About 3 traitor interactions. A usable crane. I forgot the AI nodes. They'll be added later on. Sorry!!! You need to have CS:S mounted to experience no issu...
ttt_irrenhaus
Created by Vauxhat
Requires additional content from the workshop in order to play as intended. See required items for more information. A small/medium sized map designed for use with Trouble in Terrorist Town. The map itself features two traps, one of which can be activated ...
ttt_metroplatforms
Created by Sonador
Mind the gap. ttt_metroplatforms is an underground, medium-sized TTT map based in a mass transit station. Nothing special here, supports between 16 to 32 players. No custom mounts necessary, just Gmod and CSS. Supports HDR. ================================...
ttt_pinnacle
Created by Sonador
ttt_pinnacle is a Trouble in Terrorist Town map based heavily off of the ATC levels of F.E.A.R. and F.E.A.R. Combat. This map supports 16-32 players, requires HL2 and CSS, and supports HDR and LDR. Notable features: - A Traitor Trap that temporarily seals ...
ttt_snowed_in
Created by lennrrrd
Features: -about 40 spawn points -3 traitor traps -destroyable street lights -use of GMOD's env_skypaint Only CS:S is required to run this map without errors. This map is still in WIP Feedback is appreciated...
ttt_tokyodistrict
Created by Dark
This map is a small to medium sized TTT map. Themed on the back alleys of Tokyo. The map can support about a max of around 32 players. The map has a T room with a water trap, a car trap and features a metro station with trains passing through. Map contains...
ttt_warehouse_night
Created by DojoBlue
Thanks everyone for 3k+ subs! :) This is A mid-size map perfect for ttt, consisting of a warehouse in the middle of the night. inside it contains plenty of secrets and traps (example, flooding the main room, spikes, and lots more to find). Feel free to com...
ttt_winterbetrayal
Created by JesusFromSpace
Found an old map that I made in 2013....
ttt_winterplant
Created by Nuclear Rawrhead
A snowy TTT map I made in 2014....
zs_drifting
Created by x123456789
year - march 2023 "ent_fire storm_enable_relay trigger" in console if u want rain ...
zs_heat_b1
Created by x123456789
year - december 2020...
zs_hurricane
Created by x123456789
year - august 2012 made during the late night at the beach...
zs_shelter
Created by Charlememe
This map is meant to be used as a multiplayer map for the "Zombie Survival" gamemode....
zs_silver
Created by x123456789
year - november 2013 basis for southside and monsoon...
zs_swimming_pool_v2
Created by Tenshi Sakarji
Map created by Alexg http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=85056 "FIXED FROM VERSION 1: +55% PERFORMANCE Less rapey (removed breakable wall and added two shelvings and ammo crates) Only Half-Life 2 needed to play this map! Features: - Custom water ...
Hram
Created by xlebio
https://sun9-70.userapi.com/impg/51nye-sw4Thh5ValvffV5OPvJtxCBpgRIMq1ew/UsloTFQXqQk.jpg?size=630x64&quality=96&sign=bb68fe63984d16164381e824747ba6fd&type=album The year is 1990, the 10th of June, 7:16 AM. You decided to visit your local church, but you did...