Bad advice from Korsted

if a girl calls
your ♥♥♥♥ is small,
just remember that
she doesn't have one at all

Bad advice from Korsted

being happy is like
peeing your pants - I haven't done that
I haven't done it since I was eight years old

Bad advice from Korsted.

Are we going out?
Breathe if you are.
retell the bible in
Japanese if you don't.

⣾⣿⣿⣟⢛⣛⣛⣛⣋⠭⠥⠿⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣀⡀⢿⡇⠀⣸⡇
⣿⣿⣿⠻⢧⠙⢯⡀⠈⠉⠙⠛⠳⢦⣝⢿⣷⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣬⡥⢰⡟⠀
⢹⣯⣛⠯⢿⣾⣷⣍⡳⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⠀⠀
⠈⠹⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣛⠷⢦⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣵⡾⣣⣤⣦⢻⣿⣿⣿⣻⠻⣿⣿⣿⡏⠖⢻⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⣱⣿⡟⠼⣻⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⡛⠀⣿⣿⣿⣧⡠⣸⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣷⢹⣿⣿⣿⣏⢿⣿⣷⣕⣧⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣠⢿⣿⡟⣿⣷⣭⣻⠿⢿⠿⠷⢞⣫⣵⠿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡟⣎⢿⣧⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟

ｈａｖｅ ａ ｎｉｃｅ ｄａｙ

                         ⣠⢤⣀
   ⢰⠋⠉⠒⢄  ⣠⠤⠔⢒⠎    ⠈⠳⣤⢤⡀
 ⢀⡏      ⠔⠉            ⢄    ⠘⢦⠈⠑⢤⡀  ⢀⣤⣤⡀
 ⢸⢠⢆                    ⠈⡆    ⢈⠆    ⠙⢔⠋⢀⡼⠃
 ⠸⢨⠊                    ⠈⠃              ⠈⢯⠁
 ⡰⠁                                          ⠈⡆
⣰⠁⢀⣀                                          ⣷
⡇⣂⢸⣿⠂⠠⣀⡠  ⢰⣿⣷  ⣀                      ⡏
⢳⡀               ⠉⠁⠐⠄                  ⢀⡜⠁
 ⠙⢤⡀                                  ⣀⡴⠋
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