Landussy
Landon   Illinois, United States
 
 
Can't scam me if I'm broke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Currently In-Game
Cyberpunk 2077
Favorite Game
64
Hours played
10
Achievements
Screenshot Showcase
1a Dashless!!! 500ish deaths
Review Showcase
199 Hours played
Started out as an innocent game about cute monkeys throwing darts at balloons. But as I began progressing I realized that no longer was the game as cute and innocent as it seemed. As the upgrades rolled in, my cuddly little rascals were begging to learn the concepts of war, and as such were being hardened into war criminals. They began developing strategies such as booby trapping, bombing raids (using IED's with shrapnel effects), and nuclear warfare to eliminate all opposing forces. These atrocious crimes are being backed by well funded money laundering schemes due in part to fencing operations by merchant ships. They know no bounds, have no limits, obey no government but their own anarchy. This opened my eyes to the truth of war; It is not a war crime if you win. After many victories the monkeys began religious efforts including sacrifice and harnessing the power of the sun to achieve one goal: Godhood. They have ascended beyond this mortal plane, unlocking the power of the mind and body. Their hunger has become insatiable and consume everything that stands before them. They have evolved beyond that of man. As I sit here and watch, I have realized the truth of it all: I was never controlling these monkeys. Them obeying my command was a facade to mask their true dark intentions. I am the one being controlled, I shall do their bidding. I am their Vessel, and I will obey. 10/10 pretty fun game
Favorite Group
Honey Bee Fanclub - Public Group
ya like jazz?
32
Members
2
In-Game
8
Online
12
In Chat
Recent Activity
127 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
67 hrs on record
last played on 24 Dec
667 hrs on record
last played on 21 Dec
Comments
kurri 15 Aug @ 5:41pm 
meow
IM SO DRUNK AND GAY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!!
Trappa 16 Feb @ 11:11pm 
Yeah can you imagine being gay lol? Like seriously honest to god wanting to kiss boys. Putting your lips on another dude’s lips unironically. Holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him. Crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms.
Tepsu 19 May, 2023 @ 9:23am 
Landussy
SamIAm 18 Feb, 2022 @ 10:12pm 
+rep a magnificent return to the HBFC
Landussy 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm 
-rep This Guy is a total ♥♥♥ and he scammed me for my Sand Dune collection