DEAR VALVE, CONGRATULATIONS FOR RUINING THE 20 YEAR LEGACY OF THE GREATEST FIRST PERSON SHOOTER EVER MADE BECAUSE YOU WANTED SOME SLIGHTLY BETTER TEXTURES AND MUH COOL BLENDER EFFECTS. IT WAS WORTH THE TRADE-OFF OF HAVING EXTREME INPUT LAG, ANOMALOUS PHYSICS, HORRIFIC HIT DETECTION AND EXTREMELY UNSTABLE NETCODE THAT MAKES THE GAME UNPLAYABLE FOR A SERIES VETERAN WITH GIGABIT INTERNET WHEN THE PREVIOUS ENTRY WAS MOSTLY POPULATED BY SIBERIAN COAL MINERS WITH WINDOWS XP DESKTOPS RUNNING ON DIAL-UP.

OH, AND THANKS FOR REMOVING OVER 100 ACHIEVEMENTS THAT TOOK PLAYERS YEARS TO UNLOCK, MAKING THE UI BUGGY AND UNREADABLE, DISRUPTING ESTABLISHED GAMEPLAY MECHANICS UNIQUE TO THE SERIES, AND REMOVING NEARLY EVERY MAP AND GAME MODE. IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH DESTROYING YOUR REPUTATION. L O L .