I had a friend once, he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells, kinda cool, kinda funny anyway
Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan
I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving, kinda caring
Kinda tried to ♥♥♥♥ my La-Z-Boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains
Arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting