Kurapika's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:14am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:54am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

26 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30