Achievementy uživatele POOOOZOVI ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 9.44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 10.43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 10.44

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 6.22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 10.02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 1.22

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 8.02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 0.07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 10.07

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 13.20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 10.16

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 12.33

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 1.13

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 8.17

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 0.14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 6.04

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 7.36

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 7.50

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 7.54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.44

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 10.16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 7.35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 6.03

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 9.48

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 6.59

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 1.16

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 6.37

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 2.11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 22.15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 10.01

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 5.54

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 7.16

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.46

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 0.08

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 9.34

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.27

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 6.40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 9.45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 1.16

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.41

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.27

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 7.22

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.46

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 12.28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 2.10

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.17

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 12.13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.10

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 1.12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 2.09

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 1.40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 11.28

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 2.02

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odemčeno 9. čvc. 2023 v 10.01

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 8. čvc. 2023 v 6.26

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2023 v 12.56

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

26 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30