Prestatievoortgang van POOOOZOVI in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 9:44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 10:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 10:44

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 6:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 10:02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 1:22

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 8:02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 0:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 10:07

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 13:20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 10:16

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 12:33

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 1:13

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 8:17

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 0:14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 6:04

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 7:36

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 7:50

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 7:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:44

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 10:16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 7:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 6:03

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 9:48

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 6:59

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 1:16

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 6:37

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 2:11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 22:15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 10:01

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 5:54

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 7:16

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:46

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 0:08

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 9:34

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:27

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 6:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 9:45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 1:16

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:41

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:27

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 7:22

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:46

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 12:28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 2:10

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:17

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 12:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:10

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 1:12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 2:09

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 1:40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 11:28

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 2:02

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 9 jul 2023 om 10:01

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 6:26

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 12:56

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

26 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30