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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 9:44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 10:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 10:44

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 6:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 10:02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 1:22

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 8:02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 0:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 10:07

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 13:20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 10:16

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 12:33

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 1:13

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 8:17

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 0:14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 6:04

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 7:36

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 7:50

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 7:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:44

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 10:16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 7:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 6:03

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 9:48

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 6:59

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 1:16

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 6:37

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 2:11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 22:15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 10:01

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 5:54

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 7:16

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:46

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 0:08

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 9:34

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:27

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 6:40

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 9:45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 1:16

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:41

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:27

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 7:22

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:46

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 12:28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 2:10

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:17

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 12:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:10

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 1:12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 2:09

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 1:40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 11:28

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 2:02

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2023 o 10:01

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 8 lipca 2023 o 6:26

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2023 o 12:56

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

26 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30