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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 3:40pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 7:45pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 10:47pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 2:19pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 9:13pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 6:06pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 8:44pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 10:44pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 2:53pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 2:18pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 5:35pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 12:57am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 7:24pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 10:05pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 5:26pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 5:18pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 3:46pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 5:09pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 8:10pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 11:15am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 1:38pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 3:47pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 4:48pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 8:40pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 8:08pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 3:20pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 1:27pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 6:06pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 1:01am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 12:59pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 12:59pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 1:21pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 10:49pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 3:50pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 4:19pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 6:12pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 6:21pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 1:25pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 9:30pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 8:47pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 4:10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 11:48am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 11:45pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 10:52am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 6:48pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 5:44pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:42am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:18am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 1:47pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:21am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:41am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 4:10pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:13am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 2:40pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 12:59pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 9:13pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 6:34pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 10:38pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 4:12pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:40am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 4:50pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 4:54pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 4:23pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 12:00am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 10:51am



CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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