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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg12, 2016 @ 3:40pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 7:45pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 10:47pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:19pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 9:13pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:06pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 8:44pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 10:44pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg12, 2016 @ 2:53pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:18pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:35pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 12:57am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 7:24pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 10:05pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:26pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:18pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:46pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg12, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:09pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 8:10pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:15am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:38pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg12, 2016 @ 3:47pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 4:48pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 8:40pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 8:08pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg12, 2016 @ 3:20pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:27pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:06pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 1:01am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:59pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:59pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:21pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 10:49pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg12, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg12, 2016 @ 3:50pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 4:19pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:12pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:21pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:25pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 9:30pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 8:47pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Mở khóa vào 9 Thg09, 2017 @ 11:48am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg12, 2016 @ 11:45pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg10, 2017 @ 10:52am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:48pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:44pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:42am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:18am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2016 @ 1:47pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:21am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:41am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:10pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Mở khóa vào 21 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:13am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:40pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:59pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg10, 2017 @ 9:13pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:34pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg11, 2017 @ 10:38pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg07 @ 4:12pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Mở khóa vào 22 Thg07 @ 11:40am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg11, 2017 @ 4:50pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:54pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:23pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg11, 2017 @ 12:00am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Mở khóa vào 9 Thg09, 2017 @ 10:51am



CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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