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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2016 @ 15:40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 19:45

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 22:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 14:19

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 21:13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Upplåst 18 okt, 2017 @ 18:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 20:44

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 22:44

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2016 @ 14:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Upplåst 18 okt, 2017 @ 14:18

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Upplåst 18 okt, 2017 @ 17:35

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 0:57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 19:24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 22:05

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 17:26

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 17:18

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Upplåst 17 okt, 2017 @ 15:46

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2016 @ 16:15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 17:09

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 20:10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Upplåst 18 okt, 2017 @ 11:15

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Upplåst 17 okt, 2017 @ 13:38

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2016 @ 15:47

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 23:40

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 16:48

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 20:40

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 20:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2016 @ 15:20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 13:57

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Upplåst 17 okt, 2017 @ 13:27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 18:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Upplåst 18 okt, 2017 @ 12:40

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 1:01

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 12:59

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 12:59

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 13:21

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 22:49

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2016 @ 16:41

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Upplåst 14 dec, 2016 @ 15:50

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 16:19

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Upplåst 18 okt, 2017 @ 18:12

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 18:21

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 13:25

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Upplåst 23 okt, 2017 @ 15:25

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 21:30

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 20:47

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 16:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Upplåst 9 sep, 2017 @ 11:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Upplåst 11 dec, 2016 @ 23:45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Upplåst 17 okt, 2017 @ 10:52

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 18:48

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Upplåst 17 okt, 2017 @ 17:44

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Upplåst 21 okt, 2017 @ 11:42

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Upplåst 21 okt, 2017 @ 11:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Upplåst 12 dec, 2016 @ 13:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Upplåst 21 okt, 2017 @ 11:21

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Upplåst 21 okt, 2017 @ 11:41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 16:10

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Upplåst 21 okt, 2017 @ 11:13

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Upplåst 16 okt, 2017 @ 14:40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 12:59

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Upplåst 18 okt, 2017 @ 21:13

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 18:34

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Upplåst 15 nov, 2017 @ 22:38

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Upplåst 23 jul, 2024 @ 16:12

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Upplåst 22 jul, 2024 @ 11:40

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Upplåst 8 nov, 2017 @ 16:50

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 16:54

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2017 @ 16:23

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Upplåst 16 nov, 2017 @ 0:00

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Upplåst 9 sep, 2017 @ 10:51



CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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