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Odemčeno 71 z 89 (80 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 15.40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 19.45

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 22.47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 14.19

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 21.13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 18.06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 20.44

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 22.44

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 14.53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 14.18

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 17.35

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 0.57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 19.24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 22.05

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 17.26

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 17.18

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 17. říj. 2017 v 15.46

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 16.15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 17.09

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 20.10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 11.15

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 17. říj. 2017 v 13.38

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 15.47

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 23.40

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 16.48

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 20.40

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 20.08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 15.20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 13.57

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odemčeno 17. říj. 2017 v 13.27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 18.06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 12.40

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 1.01

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 12.59

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 12.59

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 13.21

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 22.49

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 16.41

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 15.50

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 16.19

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 18.12

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 18.21

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 13.25

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 23. říj. 2017 v 15.25

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 21.30

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 20.47

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 16.10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 9. zář. 2017 v 11.48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 11. pro. 2016 v 23.45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 17. říj. 2017 v 10.52

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 18.48

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 17. říj. 2017 v 17.44

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 11.42

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 11.18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 12. pro. 2016 v 13.47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 11.21

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 11.41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 16.10

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 11.13

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2017 v 14.40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 12.59

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 21.13

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 18.34

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 15. lis. 2017 v 22.38

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 23. čvc. 2024 v 16.12

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odemčeno 22. čvc. 2024 v 11.40

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 8. lis. 2017 v 16.50

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 16.54

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odemčeno 19. říj. 2017 v 16.23

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odemčeno 16. lis. 2017 v 0.00

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 9. zář. 2017 v 10.51



CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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