Recent reviews by Funny Valentine

And i think to myself
What a wonderful world....

Dice hate me irl, of course they would hate me in this game as well...

I need more bullets
Bigger Weapons

Another day,
Walking in circles
Haunted by memories, I push on this wheel.
I pray to Crom
Grant me revenge
And help me to answer the riddle of steel.

A shy little boy,
I couldn't protect them
Helpless and timid, as weak as a girl.
They butchered my people, the dogs ate my father
My mother beheaded, they took my whole world.

Crom, where is the wizard who killed my mother?
Still, I can recall his terrible gaze.
Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you're my god then show me the way.

I'm on the path, chopping up bodies
Hacking and slicing, and look at me now.
With loyal friends joining my party
Each step I take I'm fulfilling my vow.

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women!

(Repeat)

Crom, show me the wizard who killed my mother.
True I've never prayed to you before.
Still, what would I give if you could help me see this through?
And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!

Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you're my god then show me the way.
Anyaaah, gnyaaaaahyaaaayaaaaa Yaaaaa ah aaaah ahhh

I swear this wizard will fall 'cause
This has begun
They murdered them all, I'm the last one
I issue the call, revenge for my mom,
I pray to you Crom!

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women.

Foul Tarnished, Someone Must Extinguish Thy Flame.

Ha ha, roll funny dice, nothing bad will happen haha

I hear people say "Let's destroy the hospital" more than i would like to and i don't think i will ever get used to that.

Ha ha, entity go d̵̨̧̟̹̘̰͚̪̩̹̮̗͗͛̌̐̃̈́͑̃͝ę̵̛̈̐́̌͑̔̾̔͝͠v̶̢͎̺͚̰̖̲͇̱͇̹̼̦͇̣́̒͊́͛́̔͋̚o̴̲̝͔̬̰̥͍̱͒͛́͘͜u̶̮̗̟̹͓͖̦͓̪̺̎̐͊̿̒̋̋͑̓̉̓ř̴̨̨͇̗̰͕̱͚͎͎̞͒̆̄̉̾̀̋̀̈́͘̕͠

Let's go to the edge of the world, what can go wrong haha

Choice based MMO but you cant have sex. Bad game