All written back in like early 2017 or something
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This year, some 15 million people are to cease existence and revert to their natural state, of non-existence, commonly defined, as death.

"That man came so near to killing me that I thought I should never see germany ever again." -Adolf Hitler 1938

The all-time best selling gaming console of all time is the PlayStation 2, with over 155 million units sold worldwide.

It's possible Rat man is still alive in Portal 2, as he can be heard rambling in certain locations.

In Halo 2 there is a secret weapon called the Scarab gun, to reach it you have to lure a Banshee through a tunnel full of enemies, at the end of the tunnel you have to damage it just enough so it can fit through an even smaller tunnel, then board it at just the right time before it dissapears, then fly it to the top of a tower in the next level of the game...How the ♥♥♥♥ do people figure this out?

W. D. Gaster. if you play Undertale Normally your probably not familiar with this name, it refers to a mysterious character which is never seen nor mentioned until you edit the game files. he's only appearence occurs within a well hidden room. you can't interact with him and it's unclear if this is truely Gaster cause the sprite of this character is only known as, spr_mysteryman_0.

The wooden crack on the side of the Liberty Launcher which is a reference to the famous liberty Bell, the name of the Dalokohs is actually the Russian word for Shokolad spelled backwards, the weapons Baby face blaster and the Pretty boys pocket pistol are references to the famous 1930 criminals George "baby face" Nelson and Charles "pretty boy" Floyd, the hat Familiar Fez is reference to the character Mustafa from the movie Austin Powers 2, the spy knife Your eternal reward is a reference to the dagger used by Jafar in the movie Aladin.


Being the 9th best selling game of all time, Call of Duty has some rather impressive statistics, over 100 million people have played at least one of the games, thats more than the whole populaton of Germany (~82 million). Over 32+ quadrillion bullets have been fired, 31+ billion care packages have been called in since modern warefare 2, over 5+ billion cars have been destroyed which is 5x more than the currently registered cars in the world today, last but certainly not least, we have collectively spent over 25 billion hours playing call of duty, that roughly equals to ~2.85 million years! We have spent more time playing call of duty, than humanity has even existed.

FISH, A.I SYSTEM

The character Kenny from south park is actually based on a real person, as series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone mentioned they had a child-hood friend who was also named Kenny, he was apparentely one of the poorest kids in the neighbourhood and he allways wore an orange coat that often muffled his voice, he would also frequently skip school causing he's classmates to jokingly say that he must of have died.

Starcraft is also the first game to been played in space. Daniel Barry took a copy of the game with him on the Space Shuttle mission STS-96 in 1999.

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith has made more money for the Aerosmith band than the sale of any of their previous albums.

Final Fantasy VII was supposed to be exclusively released for N64, but it proved to be too big to fit the entire game in N64. It might have needed 11-15 cartridges. Eventually, it was ported on PlayStation format.

Dragon Quest is so popular in japan, that it is unlawful to release the game on weekdays because that resulted in children bunking their schools and adults taking sickies to ditch work to play it.

Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of Pokemon, got the idea for super successful game after collecting caterpillars as a child and watching them change into butterflies.

Xbox was originally named as DirectX Box as a reference to Microsoft’s graphics API, DirectX.

A man created a perfect city called ‘Magnasanti’ using Sim City 3000. The city boasts of game’s maximum population of 6 million with no crime and pollution, It took him three years to complete this.

Taito’s arcade game, Space Invaders was so successful in japan that rumors have it that it caused a shortage of 100-yen coins.

Donkey Kong got the name because Miyamoto thought “donkey” meant “stupid” in English.

Blizzard was awarded $88 million in a judgment passed against a woman who operated her own WoW server to sell WoW items.

Starcraft is so famous in South Korea that the top gamers receive huge salary and prizes to play the game at various competitions.

The game Sonic Hedgehog has inspired a gene in the human body called SHH (sonic Hedgehog). It is responsible for ensuring all our limbs and organs grow where they are supposed to.

In Pokemon Red & Blue, the three renowned birds Arcticuno, Zapdos and Moltres actually means “One Two Three” in Spanish! Artic-UNO, Zap-DOS, Mol-TRES as spelled in Spanish.

So everybody thought that the video games are actually useless! Here the answer: Studies indicate that surgeons who regularly play video games make 37% fewer mistakes and operate 27% faster than their peers.

All you people out there who have been often ridiculed for playing too many video games, now it’s to time to answer all your critics. Studies have found that playing video games train the person to swiftly take the correct decisions. Video gamers are also found to be better in multitasking, driving and navigating around the streets.

If you ever pitied Rockstar’s GTA for getting all the negative reviews, you can save your pity. Because Rockstar games paid to get negative press for its GTA series.

The highly successful FPS GoldenEye 007 was developed by a team who had never previously worked for any video games. 8 of 10 of its developers were totally inexperienced in the art of making video games.

Steve Wozniak’s (apple co-founder) favorite game was Tetris. So much that, in 1900s, he submitted his high scores to Nintendo Power so many times that they refused to print his scores. So he started sending them under another name, “Evets Kainzow” that is reversed of his name.