Kvitravn; I love those wistful, melancholic "love me I'm arty and intellectual" B&W pictures that you post on your socials, even more than that I love how you post on people's profiles accusing them of needing validation while you post pictures of your favourite thing - yourself!. Too funny; I've enjoyed finding you.

My friend, if there is a troll here, that is you. Why are you mad anyway? Do you want me to reply faster to your online farts?

Kvitravn, it took you 4 hours to post here after I wrote a sentence that bears no relation to you. Stop trolling.

Amazing! Please enlighten me more!

"Isn't detente wonderful" - name the film!

Kvitravn, I would like to have a word with you in Private. Let's get this sorted.