Останні рецензії користувача Azraelon

Wuxia meets turn based RPG

monkeys riding the reviews rn
all things you unlock through progression are 20x better than the game pass you get by paying a normal full price game. (60 dollars)
the "pay to win" dlc is actually dog unless you like cosmetics

multiplayer desyncs end-game to an unbearable point, the game's still crashing even after months of updates, and the best part is when even the crash reporter doesn't even work

i came

It's Christmas day and my father that usually makes fun of me for being skinny buys me a gift for the first time since three weeks ago. I open up the present and I see a beautiful Xbox 360 and Modern Warfare 2 attached to the side like a long lost puppy having a gangbang with the local dogs and the first thing I notice is that it's 2009 and I should be around 8 years old. I open the game and instantly finish the campaign on the easiest difficulty. After believing I was the greatest of all time I go to multiplayer, and I get called a squeaker and a reta all in one day. After letting the grown men know that I will become a soldier irl it works out and I am finally a soldier irl and am now playing Modern Warfare II but it's like a whole decade later. I hope I meet them again so I know where they live and use my new American Army training to kill them all (in-game).

i can't beat the rot goddess her half naked visage pops me rock solid and i struggle to even muster enough strength to defeat her 2nd form marika help my soul for i can't become elden lord

was exploring the world and came across a beautiful scantily clad woman and i instantly asked to join her alliance but before long while talking about the beauty of her slanted eyes i was kicked out for being racist
after that my journey continued to when i became a student, a full fledged disciple of my spearmaster sect. i was prepared to get as much chinese pu.ssy as possible before coming across a tra.nny with a voice deeper than mine that invited me to her (his??) alliance. i joined their raid and got geared strong but before long i was pulled into a conversation with 6 others where they talked about how rude i was (all i did was say i like chinese girls) it seemed talking about women offended them.
my last adventure was when i ended up in the city and saw a group of very strong men in a circle talking about the value of fans and whether or not they use them to cook their cheeseburgers (me being the legend i am walked up to them)
i told them about my sexual relations with my mother and they quickly accepted me into their alliance. i am now an avid warrior of the Uncharted/Pristine alliance and will fight for their honor (and the right to love my mother in this cruel world).

greatest fantasy rpg of all time

actually hot garbage