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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 121.2 hrs on record (118.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:37pm
Updated: 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:37pm

was exploring the world and came across a beautiful scantily clad woman and i instantly asked to join her alliance but before long while talking about the beauty of her slanted eyes i was kicked out for being racist
after that my journey continued to when i became a student, a full fledged disciple of my spearmaster sect. i was prepared to get as much chinese pu.ssy as possible before coming across a tra.nny with a voice deeper than mine that invited me to her (his??) alliance. i joined their raid and got geared strong but before long i was pulled into a conversation with 6 others where they talked about how rude i was (all i did was say i like chinese girls) it seemed talking about women offended them.
my last adventure was when i ended up in the city and saw a group of very strong men in a circle talking about the value of fans and whether or not they use them to cook their cheeseburgers (me being the legend i am walked up to them)
i told them about my sexual relations with my mother and they quickly accepted me into their alliance. i am now an avid warrior of the Uncharted/Pristine alliance and will fight for their honor (and the right to love my mother in this cruel world).
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7 Comments
GIMSE 15 Aug, 2021 @ 4:59pm 
:nerd:
Lil Tay 15 Aug, 2021 @ 4:51pm 
10/10 review, much thanks for the average player experience
Nellan 15 Aug, 2021 @ 5:42am 
this is all you need to know about the game.
Trilliux 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:42pm 
sex.....
Dragobtw 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:41pm 
beautiful story but uninstall
Bang! 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:39pm 
this nigga a lame hahaha
Azraelon 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:38pm 
no i didn't have sex with my mother's sister it was only my mother