It's Christmas day and my father that usually makes fun of me for being skinny buys me a gift for the first time since three weeks ago. I open up the present and I see a beautiful Xbox 360 and Modern Warfare 2 attached to the side like a long lost puppy having a gangbang with the local dogs and the first thing I notice is that it's 2009 and I should be around 8 years old. I open the game and instantly finish the campaign on the easiest difficulty. After believing I was the greatest of all time I go to multiplayer, and I get called a squeaker and a reta all in one day. After letting the grown men know that I will become a soldier irl it works out and I am finally a soldier irl and am now playing Modern Warfare II but it's like a whole decade later. I hope I meet them again so I know where they live and use my new American Army training to kill them all (in-game).

It's Christmas day and my father that usually makes fun of me for being skinny buys me a gift for the first time since three weeks ago. I open up the present and I see a beautiful Xbox 360 and Modern Warfare 2 attached to the side like a long lost puppy having a gangbang with the local dogs and the first thing I notice is that it's 2009 and I should be around 8 years old. I open the game and instantly finish the campaign on the easiest difficulty. After believing I was the greatest of all time I go to multiplayer, and I get called a squeaker and a reta all in one day. After letting the grown men know that I will become a soldier irl it works out and I am finally a soldier irl and am now playing Modern Warfare II but it's like a whole decade later. I hope I meet them again so I know where they live and use my new American Army training to kill them all (in-game).