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Wuxia meets turn based RPG

monkeys riding the reviews rn
all things you unlock through progression are 20x better than the game pass you get by paying a normal full price game. (60 dollars)
the "pay to win" dlc is actually dog unless you like cosmetics

multiplayer desyncs end-game to an unbearable point, the game's still crashing even after months of updates, and the best part is when even the crash reporter doesn't even work

i came

It's Christmas day and my father that usually makes fun of me for being skinny buys me a gift for the first time since three weeks ago. I open up the present and I see a beautiful Xbox 360 and Modern Warfare 2 attached to the side like a long lost puppy having a gangbang with the local dogs and the first thing I notice is that it's 2009 and I should be around 8 years old. I open the game and instantly finish the campaign on the easiest difficulty. After believing I was the greatest of all time I go to multiplayer, and I get called a squeaker and a reta all in one day. After letting the grown men know that I will become a soldier irl it works out and I am finally a soldier irl and am now playing Modern Warfare II but it's like a whole decade later. I hope I meet them again so I know where they live and use my new American Army training to kill them all (in-game).

i can't beat the rot goddess her half naked visage pops me rock solid and i struggle to even muster enough strength to defeat her 2nd form marika help my soul for i can't become elden lord

was exploring the world and came across a beautiful scantily clad woman and i instantly asked to join her alliance but before long while talking about the beauty of her slanted eyes i was kicked out for being racist
after that my journey continued to when i became a student, a full fledged disciple of my spearmaster sect. i was prepared to get as much chinese pu.ssy as possible before coming across a tra.nny with a voice deeper than mine that invited me to her (his??) alliance. i joined their raid and got geared strong but before long i was pulled into a conversation with 6 others where they talked about how rude i was (all i did was say i like chinese girls) it seemed talking about women offended them.
my last adventure was when i ended up in the city and saw a group of very strong men in a circle talking about the value of fans and whether or not they use them to cook their cheeseburgers (me being the legend i am walked up to them)
i told them about my sexual relations with my mother and they quickly accepted me into their alliance. i am now an avid warrior of the Uncharted/Pristine alliance and will fight for their honor (and the right to love my mother in this cruel world).

greatest fantasy rpg of all time

actually hot garbage