"NO NUT NOVEMBER"? 🤔 NO 🙅‍♀️ ITS NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER! 🥜🎆 SAY NO 🙅‍♂️ TO NUT 💦 POLICE 👮🤮 & BLOW 🤯 BIG 😳 HARD EARNED 💪 LOADS 💥 YOU DESERVE 🫵 FOR NUTTERS RIGHTS ✊ FREEDOM 🦅 & ♥♥♥ LIBERTY 🗽💈 POLES & HOLES 🕳️ UNITED 🙏 TO SPRAY & PRAY 🤲 UNDER GOD 🌫️ GOOD LUCK & GOD SPEED

Don't trust this person. I saw this guy take a family of four and shove them in front of a moving train. The train had a picture of minion on it so it made me a little horny and when the family got splattered the shock and horniness in my brain got cross wired and now i am attracted to horrible murders.This man ruined my life forever i can no longer get a job or a beautiful wife or a beautiful children or a white picket fence or a two story house with a little mutt or big green bush. Please report this low life bottom feeding SCOUNDREL to the authorities!

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True Brothers of ORTHODOXY are irreplaceable Z
I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Based Slavs who would give their lives for ♚Motherland ♚ and Tsar
Or never get called Brother again.

If you get
0 Back: Bakhmut for you
3 back: you restore Orthodoxy in Montenegro
5 back: The Tsardom is restored
10+ back: CONSTANTINOPLE IS OURS

Hey👋, this is Phil👨from the small🔬 wiener club🏢, sorry😔 to get back to you so late🕒, I just finished reviewing your application📋 and information you sent in, but I am sorry😓 to say that I don't think I can allow 🚫you to join our group. From what I'm looking at your wiener is.. massive😫, I mean the sheer girth, and juiciness🍆 alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm 💪to the bottom of your torso👕, you could probably stand on it like a tripod🎥, and that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts🔩 are, but it does appear that you're going to have to take that ginormous shmeat🍖 somewhere else, but thank you🙏 for trying and best of luck to you.

I (28m) was sitting with one leg over the other and i felt a sudden pressure rising in my balls, i got really scared so i tensed up and this was really stupid and i pressed my legs closer even harder out of fear and my balls exploded from the pressure and it created a huge blast wave infront of the space of my legs that killed everyone in a second infront of me, police arrested me of domestic terrorism suspecting me of using some sort of decive that uses a blast wave to kill people and they didnt believe my ball explosion testimony despite my balls showing signs of explosion, the doctors gave me a ball transplant and i soon am expecting to break out of the cell at my wall facing the outside with my balls…

Happy birthday, Mr. Dong. The dong dynasty wishes you three more years of good life and nothing more. +REP High SC