Recent reviews by The Salt Knight

fun and customizable to your hearts content as well as the holy mod support of the legendary workshop of all father gabe

A friend gifted me this if i recall correctly and i also finished it on PS4 in coop as I hopedd to see some patches perhaps and try to be fair
It sucks and the dlc is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke
Ava caused maya's death all because she couldn't stay on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ship like she was told
Half the loot that i actually used was always under my level because getting decent ♥♥♥♥ at your level is near impossible. How in the ♥♥♥♥ does a level 15 weapon out damage a level 30 weapon?
I get that the last sentence is extremely specific but the point still stands that a legendary level 15 sniper rifle SHOULD NOT EXCEED THE DAMAGE OF A LEVEL 30 WEAPON IN ANY CATEGORY. The reasoning behind the prior statement is because that defeats the point of scouring for better weaponry in a looter shooter. What crack addicted moron did this because they should be fired. Twice.

Continually crashes at the hospital.

Great game
Lots of fun
Easter eggs here and there that you could miss if you aren't thorough

So why the speckled inside out incendiary ♥♥♥♥ is there no system to balance teams in 4v4 game modes?
Seriously 343, add something to keep them fair or at least close to it. Just played a grifball game where all my teammates left in the very first round and just had to take a fisting for nearly 25 minutes because a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poindexter looking virgins at 343 can't be bothered to stop playing with their micro-♥♥♥♥♥ for five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to balance a game of pvp
Well done
You have made certain I'll never buy ♥♥♥♥ else related to the franchise.
And I spent my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money on this ♥♥♥♥. Never ever again in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life.
From the bottom of my Hairy ass and balls ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you 343 industries.

So i can't recover souls because of a glitch where i was in the ladder tower in anor londo, hit the switch to go down and was summoned for an aldrich covenant invasion and when i spawned back into my world i fell from where the tower was initially and now i see no reason to even play this any more. Like i damn near want a refund because of this but i know i won't get one and i know from wont ever see this or give a rat's ass. This is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bye bye over 700k souls at once.I'm salty as ♥♥♥♥, how was this not patched?

Instead of patching this they decided to re-release it. Literally just died to Ricard on the bridge leading to him at near full health literally the very second after back stabbing him which made no sense as he was on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground, and to clear up any possible confusion I was back stabbing him and as soon as the animation ended i was dead. Way to go From Software, a lot of wrinkles on those brains.

The online is full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who cheat and can literally make it unplayable. For instance they'll teleport across the map and kill people in the blink of an eye, light everyone on the map on fire at once, blow everyone up on the map at the same time, put people in inescapable cages, and much more mundane ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that Rockstar should've already dealt with buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut apparently that's too hard for them to do so anyone who plays the online suffers at the hands of these products of incestuous rape. Online gets a solid 0/10000000. Base game is actually a breath of fresh air solid story, fun shooting mechanics and close to realistic physics make it feel nice whilst having a handful of callbacks to the OG San Andreas. Base game gets an 8.4/10

Don't get if you have an os that exists after windows 7 as this game randomly just stops running on windows 10 and worked only slightly better on windows 8.
The sad part is that I love NV for what it is and I have to say pass on it if you have a newer os.

1/4 of the character roster is dlc
That should speak volumes.
Also why are characters like Sindel, Rain and Baraka characters you fight in the main storyline but aren't available to actualy play? And why the ♥♥♥♥ do all the characters have 3 fighting styles? Iits like they tried way too hard to fuse mk8's gameplay with injustice's and decide we don't need all that many characters.