嘿，抱歉，我看到了你的个人资料，我只是觉得你在照片中看起来很可爱，我真的想告诉你，很少看到女孩玩电子游戏，哈哈，我不知道为什么它是一个男人的东西，老实说，我真的很喜欢！反对厌女症，就像我在厨房里做三明治一样，我们真的应该玩 fortnite，这是一款非常酷的僵尸游戏，有很多可怕的时刻，但别担心，我会在那里保护你;) 抱歉，那不是。不是在调情 我发誓我只是想表现得友好 我真的很喜欢你的个人资料图片 抱歉太远了吗 真的抱歉 我真的很害羞 我不怎么出去 哈哈 在 discord 上加我 我们应该多谈谈 你看起来真的又好又有趣

F*CK man this guy is just the hottest man alive. I once brought my girlfriend to my house, and he was there, propped up against my wall. My girl was instantly horny at the sight of him, and he went just as fast as he came. My girl never saw him again, and was in quite a deep depression. She actually killed herself the second that he left, as she couldn't bare the sight of an average joe like me being her girlfriend. I will miss her, but more importantly, i miss him.

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Once when I was in Vegas, I was hanging out at an arcade and playing some skiball. I was doing pretty good, but the guy next to me was doing awful. I turned to him and said, "Wow man, you suck" and he replied, "I'm only 5 years old" to which I told him that I didn't care how old he was he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked. The guy started crying and I thought to myself, "Wow he sucks and he's a ♥♥♥♥♥ too".

+rep took me out to dinner the other night at Olive Garden. I didn't even have a chance to reach for the check! Afterwards we went to see Marvel's "Doctor Strange". The plot was great and the action scenes seemed really well developed. There was a little making-out between us (I won't go into details LOL), and it was overall a great viewing experience. I'm so glad Doctor Strange beat that bad guy! He drove me home afterwards and walked me to my door like a real gentleman. I invited him inside for a glass of wine (and maybe something else if you get what I mean LOL), but he had to work early the next day so he politely declined. I hope he asks me out again because I enjoyed myself very much and was glad I finely found a man with a less than average endoyment (if you know what I mean LOL). Some men of ethnic racial statuses intimidate me a little more than normal individuals when I'm just trying to blow some shaft. Anyway, great night!

bruh moment