My name is Walter hard-on White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably edging, nutted on by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been gooning for over a year now and using me as his edging partner. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my gooning knowledge to help him blow loads everywhere, which he would then nut on everything using his connections in the ♥♥♥ world. Connections that he made through his career with the egs.

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and some eggs and some pie

you take some chocolate and some lobster