Hey kind sir, would you be willing to part with your hard drive? No not that one, the one with all the spicy please. No FBI here just an innocent brethren who pledged allegiance to the one Allah in the universe. Nothing to fear I will accept nothing less than express shipping and make sure it's bubble wrapped. I have to go now so don't forget, If you do this for me then I will make sure your family is protected from the future Islamic invasion of Australia! Your hard drive is the key to our victory.

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