Recent reviews by captaincutie

This game does anything and everything to make sure you don't get bored with it. There were many times while playing when I thought to myself "this is as far as the game goes; surely the developers can't insert any new content" and was proven wrong every time. It's a rollercoaster that gets a little longer just as it seems like it's reaching the end. Highly recommended.

The best $3 I've spent in years.
10/10 would eat garlic again.

Easily one of the best platformers I have ever played. The sheer amount of cuteness that oozes from every inch of this game is just so heartwarmingly charming and delightful. There was never a point throughout this game where I didn't have a huge smile on my face.

Absolutely love the game, but I'm echoing virtually everyone here when I say that the option to remove or at least increase the timer in career mode is a must. Some of the bigger ships take a ridiculous number of shifts to fully disassemble and fifteen minutes just isn't enough time.

One of the greatest RPGs I have ever played. It is, quite literally, Dungeons and Dragons but without the dice. The amount of content you get for your money is absolutely *insane*. A single playthrough took me nearly 80 hours and I can proudly say that it was time well spent.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows when you're making record profits by force-feeding amorphous masses of inbreed sentient gelatin to appease your corporate masters.

What. A. Game.

30+ hours spent on a single playthrough and I enjoyed every minute of it. The story may not seem that significant at first, but trust me—it gets so much better. Don't cheat your way to the end (unless you're starting to feel burned out by all the resource gathering), because this is a game that deserves all the love and attention it's accrued over the years. This isn't just a game; it's an experience.

You'll laugh when you hear the snarkiness of your Amazon Alexa waifu. You'll cry when your first Crashfish experience doesn't end like you thought it would. You'll ♥♥♥♥ your pants as a sea monster the size of an office building comes within inches of biting your puny human legs off.

10/10 would get eaten again.

Poetry is love.

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For the one or two people who will see my review of this game in the future, looking to purchase it with little to no knowledge of what occured only a few days ago from the date of this review, know that this game, with or without mods, is absolutely fantastic.