Recent reviews by Malkavian Psychiatrist

Get to experience famous Polish doom and gloom without the inconvenience of actually travelling there.

This is what Mass Effect could have been, if Shepard wasn't bound by chains of prudery.

A fun game about collecting scented candles. My favorite smells so far are anguish, depression and paranoia.

Jokes aside, combat is more complex and the artstyle is absolutely gorgeous. Some design choices require getting used to, but Darkest Dungeon players are nothing if not tenacious.

My fiancée cried after the credits rolled.

Later I found out she had used her dress to blow her nose. If that isn't a worthy recommendation, then I don't know what is.

This game is by no means perfect; rather difficult beginnings may dissuade some from giving it a chance. Random bugs or glitches might break your immersion or, God forbid, ruin your current quest.

But I still view Kingdom Come: Deliverance as an excellent medieval RPG and I will die on this hill. Everything, from story to simple activities such as hunting or alchemy kept me captivated and even after finishing it twice I find myself attracted to this magnificent simulation of Czech Middle Ages.

In the era of fast-paced roguelites, I'm glad that this gem exists. It's perfect for old, decrepit people like me who still want to keep up with the times.

When you recover from the trauma of seeing this game's passive skill tree for the first time, it becomes quite pleasurable.

The dark is bad.

The game is pretty good, though.

Reject primitive forms of currency, embrace freshly baked goodies.

Hanar are red, asari are blue
I blew up batarians and so should you