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SOMERANDOMBODY : can u please stop killing me i am trying to play

*DEAD* Big OL Mother Hubbard : IM GONNA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MURDER EVERYTHING RED

Itz_Dave #Pray4Hoovys : NO SWEARING
Itz_Dave #Pray4Hoovys : ♥♥♥♥♥

Guess who? : Go back to the ricefields you ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

Zelly : moz you piece of ♥♥♥♥
mozp10 : yes?
Zelly : Nothing
mozp10 : ok
Zelly : Just wanted you to know that you are

SmittyWerbs: My cat is sleeping on my lap and my balls are 1000 degrees now.

ecz1le : ecz1le the kinda ♥♥♥♥♥ that calls a bra 'tittie mitties'
Zealous : Didn't even credit who said that
ecz1le : Zealous: ecz1le the kinda ♥♥♥♥♥ that calls a bra 'tittie mitties'
jelli557 : ahaha
Pizza Time : to many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in this world

SoupyHawk : i swear royalflush like sold his hitbox on the market or some sh

Dedpewl : how can you be 70% water, when you're 100% salt

Zealous : 'male dumbass' what does that even mean?
Zealous : A normal male?

Polsst : soap opera or cp orange
xJeebsx : who took a ♥♥♥♥ in his cheerios?

Polsst : i forgot that every orange scout mates with their crouch key
Polsst : my mistake

Jelli : are you guys autistic

* ecz1le changed name to Skiddly- dong dong dang

*DEAD* Jelli : melee me ♥♥♥♥♥

-TT-deathbladder : i main lag cp_orange

Jelli : get noscope u ♥♥♥
Jelli : i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur mum

Jelli : such a ♥♥♥♥♥ i swear
Jelli : mexican scum
Jelli : always on the run

w0rld gl1tch : STOP CAPPING THATS NOT WHAT ORANGE IS ABOUT
Jozza : CAPPER KILL YOURSELF IN THE RICE FIELDS YOU WERE BORN IN

Zealous : {C}_{P}: I'm cp, I laugh at stupid ♥♥♥♥

Angryboss : fist me daddy

gift wrap scammer.heX: wtf
gift wrap scammer.heX: its past 2115
Jelli: u and ur gay 24 hour time

gift wrap scammer.heX: get a ♥♥♥♥ bucket john
gift wrap scammer.heX: ♥♥♥♥♥
Jelli: yea soz i dont know what nappy brands are good

09:31 PM - i need pp money: Ye dude
09:31 PM - i need pp money: clutch her ♥♥♥♥♥
09:31 PM - i need pp money: like ur scared
09:31 PM - i need pp money: u no

jrmando: neckbeards are too weird to like something like widowmaker's ass they probably are into dragon car porn

06:36 PM - blarto mcfarto: you know youve hit a low spot when you literally take a ♥♥♥♥ to procrastinate
06:36 PM - d_b: those are words i thought id never hear you say
06:36 PM - d_b: or a message youd send

09:56 PM - flaf: priase the mighty melondog
09:56 PM - flaf: the ♥♥♥♥ is that hsit
09:56 PM - flaf: what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spaz

[3:10:11 PM] flaf: why
[3:10:17 PM] flaf: do u like her
[3:10:24 PM] flaf: looks like crack addict

10:33 PM - blarto mcfarto:
10:33 PM - rae: ♥♥♥♥ off

08:14 PM - heX.flaf: stop playing overwatch u spaz ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ bag ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass head

05:35 PM - flafaggot: im scared of mias goat

11:17 PM - Brown Orange Juice: im not a dog fan
11:17 PM - Brown Orange Juice: i just much prefer them to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ cats

(TEAM) Jelli : no u gotta be a ♥♥♥♥
(TEAM) Jelli : so just be urself

ecz1le : ffs 2nd scoper piece of fuick ill step scope the 3rd outta u

08:47 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ has changed their name to kms.twiggy.

Durpyturttle : my god
Durpyturttle : its jeebs
xJeebsx : :^)
Durpyturttle : MY GOD
zero557 : lol
Durpyturttle : you were that hacker from like last year
zero557 : lmaooo
Durpyturttle : :')
xJeebsx : excuse me?

07:44 PM - trash: OI ♥♥♥
07:44 PM - trash: caps

Zealous : ambys are for ♥♥♥♥

5:08 PM - Jelli: named my dog ♥♥♥♥♥ because i couldnt be bothered coming up with a name

3:50 AM - Brown Orange Juice: its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on people
3:50 AM - Brown Orange Juice: people who deserve it*

12:12 PM - snapchat me @ chrome_spinners: oh my ♥♥♥♥

06:05 PM - flaf: You should've controlled the titanic, you would've missed the iceberg
06:05 PM - zero557: wat
06:06 PM - flaf: with ur ♥♥♥♥ aim
06:06 PM - flaf: roasted
06:06 PM - flaf: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

07:10 PM - Chia: im really not some emotional sjw tumblr brainwashed chick ya know

09:34 PM - deathbladder: tell flaf hes a big ♥♥♥♥♥
09:34 PM - zero557: lol why
09:34 PM - deathbladder: he has an anime profile picture
09:35 PM - deathbladder: DISGUSTING

[08:05:58 PM] chai (Mia): just updated my anime list

08:15 PM - Ghostly: Hey
08:15 PM - Ghostly: what is the nutshack

[10/09/2016 4:17:24 PM] chai (Mia): its not about that ffs
[10/09/2016 4:17:38 PM] chai (Mia): its about you being a ♥♥♥♥ to me

carla : pork
carla : im getting a newer player in here
carla : h-h-h-h heavy mainn
dM.mad has joined the game

2:29 AM - Brown Orange Juice: see you later ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[GigaKong]: sombra isn't supposed to pump out big ♥♥♥♥ damage

jen : happy birthday zero557
jen : what are you like 557 today
calypso : hes 557 inches

[2:19:27 PM] twigg: Thats socially intelligent

stick beefer - Yesterday at 9:32 PM
can u get some ♥♥♥♥♥ at the movie
thanks

✪ Zesteik : You realise how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are if i actually hang myself because of you right?

IM SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ : seems like we've got you caught in a trap
IM SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ : a mouse trap
IM SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ : on your ♥♥♥♥

Heneray : hOW DARE U KICK ME!
Heneray : TAHTS RUDE
d_b : ♥♥♥♥ YOU

MΛX #TF2SP : They hacked the Voting System!

*DEAD* Jerry : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hackers
̿ : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jerry

⚡♌ - Today at 12:15 AM
i love you
zero kiss me
baby
you're sexy
succ me
zero u sexy beast
zero why don't you notice me
i love you
do you love me
i want to succ u

mat - Today at 10:43 PM
girls cant play videogames

AlaXe : This is such a gay update

*DEAD* Sceiro : ONE DAY WHEN I GET NBN ILLL ABSOLUTE DESTROY YOU ALL

*DEAD* AH ♥♥♥♥ : ah ♥♥♥♥

FoddyFogHorn : I used to think my life was a tragedy, now i realise it's a society

[racial slur] : i died because i have zero spacial awareness

natsu X lucy : support child slavery vote 1 united australia party

*DEAD* Trinity : imagine having no skill whatsoever and using soldier cause you cant aim a single gun
*DEAD* Trinity : fat jews

Doc Silver: ZERO!
Doc Silver: You didn't save me!
zero557: lol sorry i was trying
Doc Silver: And they then balanced me!
zero557: i missed all my shots
Doc Silver: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Doc Silver: I"M ON BLU!!!!

Doc Silver: I joined the queue to play with a friend.
Doc Silver: Not get ass raped.

*DEAD* MSM-03C : i came to act a fool and that's what i shall do

Dirk : i have infinite respect for someone with a user name like gaybob fagpants

alaskadonuts : PEOPLE THAT PAINT THERE COSMETICS LIME SHOULD BE TRIALED AT NURENBERG

MrMalamute S'n'D: Jackrabbit when he put the ♥♥♥♥ in it
How you nut and you barely put the tip in it?
Sixty seconds, got him gone, that's a quick minute
He ain't never felt some ♥♥♥♥♥ with some grip in it