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Isquishbuggers

Unlock greatsword
Pretend I'm Guts
Choose only damage and range perks
Found perk that scaled damage by speed
Weapon perk that is named Berserk
No firerate
No vision
No Casca
No Griffith
Only bugs
One must imagine Guts happy

There are three kinds of people:
The bees are happy
The bees are sleeping
The bees need more space

I own a heavy weapons cruiser for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four destroyer class ruffians break into my home. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and heavy weapons cruiser. Blow a titan shell hole through the first ship, he's dead on the spot. Draw my large cannons on the second man, miss him entirely because it's manually aimed and nails the neighbor’s interceptor. I have to resort to the torpedoes mounted at the front of the ship loaded with pure malevolence, "Tally ho lads" the torpedoes shreds two ships in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off ship alarms. Fix all weapons to manual fire and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He expires waiting for reinforcements to arrive since heavy weapons cruiser attacks are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

haha crow goes brrrrr

This game is like Billy Mays

if u can see then u can spam v

very gud 2

Made me more parnoid about hearing footsteps behind me

10/10 always terrified

Came back after 4 months
Found my old save call Chad Ranch
Got the last story node and was heading back
Ran out of energy while making a jump
Landed in the water
Drowned
Woke up and exits house
Credits rolled

11/10 Would drown again to complete story