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Recent reviews by Cade Altair

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35.9 hrs on record
It's not as random as you think it is.
Posted 5 May.
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44 people found this review helpful
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10.0 hrs on record
Nothing happens for 5 hours then after hour 6 you get a cliffhanger.
(After playing through Tape 2, point still stands. Also the music is strangely crappy.)
Posted 19 February. Last edited 16 April.
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231.8 hrs on record (138.8 hrs at review time)
It's quite a challenging game until you find out that Photochad exists.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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2.2 hrs on record
R8 gud.
Posted 1 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
37.8 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
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Hades but she grill.
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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5.3 hrs on record
It's a (much) less good Return of the Obra Dinn.
It starts off pretty strong and then sort of falls off a cliff both in terms of the story and how interesting the puzzles are.
Still, a reasonably enjoyable few hours even if it can't hold a candle to the game it's clearly inspired by.
Posted 16 April, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
Arty farty, contrived, pretentious, cliche.
All of these are words appropriate to describe GRIS, and I still liked it.
Posted 24 December, 2018.
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19 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
It's Lemmings but with zombies.
Posted 14 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
988.5 hrs on record (181.5 hrs at review time)
Doesn't hit 60fps on my Phenom X2 / Radeon 4670 rig.
Can't disable motion blur.

0/10.
Posted 24 August, 2018.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
Started off going in a pretty interesting direction, then descended into pure idiocy.

Plus, like all Telltale games, your choices are fake and don't actually matter. The detective-y stuff is quite well done mind you, but there isn't enough of it.
Posted 11 January, 2018. Last edited 11 January, 2018.
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