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38.5 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
🟧 KINDA RECOMMENDED!

Ok, ok. Do I recommend this game? Sure, when it’s on sale. Do I think it’s a good game? Ehhh… that depends.

Truthfully, this would be a pretty cool game if it weren’t part of the Dragon Age franchise. If we’re being honest, aside from the character cameos and the title, this does not feel like Dragon Age at all! I think it’s completely fine to experiment and change things up, especially in the game industry, but this shift is so drastic that it feels VERY jarring. Even more so because this game is meant to be a continuation of Inquisition! And honestly, I think that’s where most of the disappointment comes from, and fans are absolutely allowed to feel that way. Specially when said game is from a big studio! And years in the making!

So, as a standalone game, this is quite fun. The graphics are beautiful, the character customization is great, and the combat mechanics are enjoyable. The story and dialogue are very fast-paced, which I DON’T like, and truly wish it was more polished, but overall it’s still entertaining.

As a continuation of the Dragon Age franchise, however, it is disappointing.

And that’s where my main issue with it lies. The game is visually stunning, but the story and characters — which are the two things that make Dragon Age so special — feels off, like they’re missing something. This is especially noticeable in the dialogue scenes between Rook and the companions. I’m not entirely sure what it is, but every interaction feels too fast, almost like a first draft that was meant to be revisited and expanded on later. Except it never was. As a result, everything feels incomplete and strangely hollow. Which is heartbreaking, because it really could have been SO good :(

Granted, I haven’t finished the game yet, so I genuinely don’t know if it gets better or worse. But for now, I feel pretty torn. I’m having fun exploring and fighting, and I love my 3-apples-tall Rook, but every now and then I feel a little sad, because I can clearly see the wasted potential right in front of me… and it breaks my heart.

When I finish it, I will come back and update the review!
Posted 4 February.
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1.5 hrs on record
if u are smart this game is for u! unfortunately my brain is smooth like chicken breast and i could not for the life of me get it. still rly cool tho
Posted 12 September, 2025.
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2.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
im a ball of light riding a frog and proud mother of a pet bear called teddy. this is the best game ever
Posted 12 September, 2025.
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133.4 hrs on record (51.7 hrs at review time)
This game is actually so much fun!!!!
I tried to play it years back when it was a walking glitch and bug abomination, and truly, it was unplayable then. Now tho, it works and it works super well!

The action is fun, the exploration aspect is rly entertaining, the dialogues are engaging, the story is super interesting, the characters have depth. who wouldn’t want keanu reeves as your sleep paralysis demon turned best friend?????

Another thing that surprised me is how well it runs on steam deck. I thought it would be too heavy or buggy, but I haven’t had a single crash or bug! Granted it consumes an insane amount of battery, but that’s a given by the size of the game.

To summarize, it’s a shame this got a terrible release and got a terrible reputation, but now that it’s fixed i HIGHLY recommend it. This is a rly good game!
Posted 26 August, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
115.7 hrs on record
my only complain is that i thought ifan was a hot sexy werewolf but he is just a wolfman and thats two completely different things
Posted 14 August, 2025.
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303.6 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
So cute and entertaining, and a great companion for when you are busy working or studying on the computer. The fishing being directly connected to how many times you click (anywhere) on the screen is perfect! Love it!!
Posted 13 August, 2025.
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2 people found this review funny
93.5 hrs on record (54.2 hrs at review time)
when i say you should play this game, the only response you should give me is a "yes i will", no need to ask me pointless questions like "how did you break into my house" "why is my window broken" "i'm calling the police" none of that matters and it's frankly very rude
Posted 11 May, 2025. Last edited 11 May, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
36.3 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
so happy to share that i finally quit my job to focus on the sims 2! mental illness winsssssss!!!! ✨💫🌟✨⭐️💫
Posted 31 January, 2025.
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14.4 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
So cozy and cute. Actually helped me stay focused while i work!
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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56.4 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
women love me fish fear me and i fear jumping in terraria because my aim sucks
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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