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Did you know you can pretty much answer every question everyone's ever asked by saying " Your mom"?
regardless of what others think

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Your high school math teacher's new philippine stepmon might not be spider-man
but she'd still shoot white stuff on him.

never let him know how lucky he is by telling him the truth

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If you are a nihilist or constantly having existential crisis.

You probably enjoy Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life or Me And the Birds by Duster

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Hey! You all stop calling the owner of this profile page racist!
He is not !!!

and here are the reasons:

1) He has dark hair in his No No Area
2)He's phone is most likely black
3)He loves BBC Big Black Co....

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Did you know why Issac Newton is known for " the guy who discovered gravity" and not for "the guy who invented gravity"?

Because he sucks and it's shown in his name

who t hell would name their kid "I suck“？

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Procrastinating？

Remember！ Getting things done only makes room for more things to come!

Dont leave your comfort zone！