The virgin F4 vault man:

>Literally is just a nobody
>Cries about losing his baby
>cries about losing wife
>able to cure his jet addiction thanks to the F2 tribal
>unable to kill important NPCs
>cant drive a car
>main bad guy is a his son who is 60 years old and dying of cancer

The Chad F2 tribal:

>Lives up to the legacy of the original F1 vaultdweller.
>Makes babies with multiple women.
>gets married and still becomes a porn star, who cares.
>the man who helped cure jet addiction
>KILLS EVERYONE HE WANTS
>DRIVES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAR AND A BOAT
>main bad guy is a super mutant in power armor armed with a minigun and laser sword.