⠀ ⢀⣤⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆ ⣠⣶⣿⣶⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣧⠀⠻⣿⣿⠿⠉
⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⡟

After a good game of CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a arma lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

My passie vir muurbal het in graad sewe begin. Dit het vlam gevat toe ek myself die eerste keer aan die binnekant van ‘n muurbalbaan bevind het. Die ingeslote ruimte, reuk van aksie en uitdaging in spoed het met my hart gepraat. Van daardie dag af was ek nooit weer dieseflde nie. Hoekom? Want ek was 'n passievolle muurbal speler. Ek kon van toe af met balle speel.

i dropped my phone and he picked it up, my finger touched his and i knew from then, he would be my bum buddy. we take ♥♥♥♥♥ together, he wipes, i remember this one time we were piggy backing and he touched my left nipple, i then knew we would be married and have 68 children. Thank you babes<3

Uit die blou van onse hemel
Uit die diepte van ons see
Oor ons ewige gebergtes
Waar die kranse antwoord gee

To peak or not to peak that is the question that plagues the mind of this otherworldly gamer, head-shots are second nature as the rhythmic
spasms of his wrists jolt out at angles incomprehensible to those lesser. With the grace of a Phoenix and the ferocity of a Wyvern he stands alone
as the final fiery barrier to all those unfortunate enough to oppose him. Comprehension and virtualization assimilate within this beings wrinkly brain
as he becomes one with the program, his eyes are monitors and his hands peripherals, in-game weapons an extension of ones self. After the fall of CSGO's ranking system
tales of the mythic berserker and his ancient Celtic war-cry "Ngever gonna give you up!" fell into myth and then into legend. Rumor has it his heroic warrior spirit
still haunts CSGO competitive lobbies, still guarding with the same fiery rage from ages before.