Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!

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we met on the battle field as partners and i could see this man was a god when he used that kar98 as if it was part of him and this sight arroused me and making my mind go blank there i knew i had to have him as i leapord crawled to him he dived my direction to block me from a nade then i knew truly he was the one for me from there after the war we ended up on a isolated island confined by ash we strived through the trouble of facing other people as we sneak bush to bush we made love with the best passion of the gods as we were about to finnish spmeone showed up and there he goes stil occupied he pulls out the mp5 and kils the man with ease and we ran for the helicopter me behind him with little help i could provide and him killing people left and right until the ladder and we climbed and made out and this was just the beginning of an amazing adventure together.