M'lady

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."
— Big Man Tyrone

''Cologne, isn't that a perfume brand?''
- Maru
''YES COLOGNE IS PRETTY MUCH THE NAME FOR ALL PERFUMES''
- Mercy

''I'll make a pankin out of you''
- Maru
''It's over panakin I have the high ground''
- Frosty

''I'm too school for cool''
''see this is why I still go to school''
- Frosty

''What even happened to Frosty did he go back to blowing people under the bridge?''
- Me
''Probably that and drugs''
- Beardy
''Doing drugs and blowing people under a bridge?''
- Me
''Well how else would you spend a saturday night?''
- Beardy

''Frosty is being Frosty''
- Maru

''8 Inches btw''
- Kephrii

''♥♥♥♥ YOU SLUSH''
- Toxic

''Goodnight my puberty deprived Child''
- Toxic

''You're a fat little ♥♥♥ slut aren't you''
- Soartittycus

''Don't do school, stay in drugs''
- Varocher

''Speaking of the devil''
-Me
''He's quite a nice dude''
-Frosty

''Hey mother im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥''
-KrissiO

''Oh I found a chest''
-Me
''OOO I FOUND A CHEST''
-Frosty

"You know when you have the big gay but your uncle also has the big gay? Yeah a bit awkward now innit"
-Percy

"♥♥♥♥ you"
-Nero

"I like poo"
-Percy

"When you think about potato, you think about Martin (Martinvf15)"
-Percy

>in the middle of an r6 match
"Just cooking my omelette guys"
- Percy

"It's a really ♥♥♥♥"
-Frosty

"I can go be a nazi with my friend again"
- Cauntdoku

"200 å fitte"
-Martin

"Are you going to ♥♥♥ inside-- Wait I mean are you going to ♥♥♥ inside the house?"
- Soar

"an explody thing"
-Martin

"My map is all bug"
- Nero

"Wait did you ♥♥♥ in yet?"
- Soar
"Yes I'm inside"
- Nero

"♥♥♥♥ off big boy"
- Soar
"So that's how you like em' huh?"
- Nero

"How can you be so dumb that you outsmarted me 🤔"
- Frosty

"I'm going to fortnite where im actually appreciated"
- Percy

"Hell even if you were helping the queen this is more important, also masturbating is not being busy"
- Soar
"K"
- Toxic

🙏 #Pray4Frosty 🙏
Nothing wrong with him, just pray for him.

"If I had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up, it would've been a fail"
- Me

''my moms called fam''
- Percy

''I twitch for martin''
- Percy

''The Big Sopp''
- Nero

''BRB never gets used anymore, or atleast barely gets used''
- Martin
*Tiny Bit Later*
''BRB''
- Martin
''See it still gets used''
- Nero

''Who really has a girlfriend, we all know its probably a trap'' - Frosty

''I don't like the word rape, I prefer struggle snuggle'' - Mushroom

''sorry about that eh'' - Me
''Yeah, no problem'' - Frosty
''So as I was saying im totally not high'' - Frosty

''One sex, one sex''
- Some random guy in R6

''I'm from stralia m8''
-Some guy from r6
''oh you have pretty good ping for australia there mate''
-Mushroom
''im actually from china; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥''
-Some guy from r6

''Bye have a good life''
- Some guy from r6 at the end of the match

''Don't cry too much in the Netherlands it'll flood''
- Mushroom
''no that's UK''
''we actually know how to deal with water''
''when it rains in the UK everything floods instantly''
- Frosty the dutch man

''Buy My Game NOW!!''
- Todd Howard

''HFGSHAHFGSAHDAGSDHJAAhdbsnbmnhnbnmbnmmgh''
- Mushroom
''Mushroom is mad part 6''
- Frosty

- Frosty: yo mushroom
- Maverick Mushroom: HEY DOOD
- Frosty: i gotta send you a picture of a trap and slushi buys me a game
- Maverick Mushroom: all caaps
- Frosty: and i need your reaction on the screenshot
- Maverick Mushroom: i dont have a camrar
- Frosty: so be prepared for ♥♥♥♥
- Frosty: text reaction
- Maverick Mushroom: ok
- Maverick Mushroom: lay it in me
- Maverick Mushroom: on me*
- Frosty: ZELDA
- Frosty: this wasnt my idea
- Maverick Mushroom: i know
- Frosty: stop fapping and give me a reaction
- Frosty: if you dont react im sending another one
- Maverick Mushroom: 7/10
- Maverick Mushroom: not bad
- Frosty: youre getting another one anyway
- Frosty: LINK
- Maverick Mushroom: what game is it
- Frosty: raft kek
- Maverick Mushroom: 2nd one is cute if i was gay
- Maverick Mushroom: but im not

''No one wants to be Martinvf15'' - Mushroom

''If I had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up Im ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up'' - Drunk Mushroom

''Im lamborghini Elektra''
- Russian Sounding Italian Kid in R6

''Ash Probably has a penis''
- Mushroom
*me internally*
''why do you think about ♥♥♥♥ like this mushroom?''

'im from hole, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you know?''
- brittish guy from squad

''thats it im getting the old nokia phone''
- Mushroom

''you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ and it goes *ding dong* *ding dong*''
- Soar

''What did you just call me?''
- Me
''I called you ''someone who likes to suck uhm, uh, ♥♥♥♥''
- Soar
''someone who likes to suck ♥♥♥♥?''
- Me and Mushroom

''I want me in Frosty's ass''
- Mushroom
''Part 1,000,000 of things to put out of context''
- Me
(to be fair, the context doesn't help him, or anyone really.)

*playing fortnite*
''Loli Woods''
''Let's go to Loli Lodge''
- Mushroom

''Counterpicking ruins the fun for the other team''
- some guy in Overwatch

''what this? just a random woman? ♥♥♥♥ that''
- Mushroom

''I'm up to day 27 of no fap, I'm too powerful for you''
- Mushroom (clearly an intellectual)

''the woman can ♥♥♥♥ off, we want food!''
- Mushroom

''Jack on her titi''
- Nero

''Wanna play fortnite?''
''No thanks, I'm already gay.''

''Wanna play *insert bethesda game*''
''No thanks, Todd Howard already owns my soul''

''Hey mushroom?''
- Me
''yes, baby?''
- Mushroom
*part 1,000,000 of why mushroom is gay*
(its ok to be gay mushroom we all know just come out already, stop living this lie of being a straight man that you call a life)

''20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2''
''I mean 2002''
- Frosty

''You can go play Toxic and Thingy* (Martinvf15) if you want''
- Frosty

*martin had just been shouting at nero*
''Martin?''
-Nero
''Yes?''
-Martin
''♥♥♥♥ Off''
-Nero

*Vibration Noises*

''What the ♥♥♥♥ is that?''
-Me
''That's my vibrator''
-Mushroom

''Martin Vagina Fister''
- Soar

''Don't worry, it'll be fine im just kidnapping your babies''
- Mushroom to a dragon in Monster Hunter World (Wyvern)

''it was going to go through 1 while''
- Frosty
''I love when it goes through after 1 while''
- Me
''I'll punch you in 1 while''
- Frosty

*mushroom trying to figure out if its country music*
''is this cross country?, is this crossfit?''
- Mushroom

''but only when the moon hits your something, pie, something''
- Frosty

''Those are some really good rooms''
- Mushroom

''Frosty we're F-R-I-♥♥♥♥, Friends. Why did I think I could spell
♥♥♥♥ when I can't even talk english in general''
- Me

''I'm eating popcorn''
- Mushroom
''So?''
- Me
''Sticky fingers''
- Mushroom
''Just use your toes, lol''
- Me

''Meth = Mathematics''
- Mushroom

''I'm not Mushroom, I'm Mushroom''
- Mushroom

''Open my mouth and lube up''
- Percy

''well, alcohol is a depressant so yeah.''
- Mushroom

''IM GETTING ♥♥♥♥ BOIS. No its a caviar ♥♥♥♥ cav.''
- Toxic

''don't put that ♥♥♥♥ as a quote I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quote you''
- Soar

''Ah through the wrong hole''
- Mushroom

''I was trying to shoot from below to above but above''
- Mushroom

''above but above''
- Muhsroom

''That's how you make your ear bleeds drum''
- Me

''I know his name but I dont know his name''
- Me

*Mushroom playing duolingo*
''Gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go kill myself''
- Mushroom

*Mushroom playing duolingo*
''gutte og jentel is it good something because there's a good in there''
- Mushroom
''it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boys and girls dumbass''
- Me

''the

''Shooting in the back is not fair'' - some guy in siege

''Suicide is not an achievement.''
- Soar

''Junkrat, respectfully, ky$''
- Angry Doomfist in Overwatch

''Slushi woman its better when you say nothing for your level you have to be better'' - some guy in siege

''age is not a number'' - Maru

''why do I only get 1 dad now'' - Frosty

''what do you mean you dont want to react with fork and knife'' - Frosty on discords new reaction bar back in 2020

''don't go to church you'll die'' - Mushroom

I haven't slept in days

Life, and Friends just ends, it all just ends. At one point or another, so what's the point?

I get drunk, wake up, I'm wasted still
I realize the time that I wasted here
I feel like you can't feel the way I feel

No one cares how I feel

...'Cause everybody wants me dead
♥♥♥♥♥, I'm already dead
I've been dead for years
You can see the pain in my laugh
Demons coming back from the past...

I don't want no one around me
Feel like they don't want me around anyway, touché
Yeah, yeah, touché

Drinkin' Alcohol to numb the pain'

All good things come to an end right? so maybe this is it...

''a persolan facorite''
- Adrian

''if its wrong to like femboys as a heterosexual confident man I dont wanna be right''
- Adrian

''waka ti kyo go kill yourself''
- Adrian

''It looks like he may commit suicide.
Suicide is badass''
- Danny DeVito/Frank IASIP

''Skill yourself''