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Honestly this whole old school retro graphics style looks a whole lot like lazily done artistically bankrupt low effort attempt at nostalgia, which only serves to turn me off from playing it. I'd say its just a step above the typical minecraft clone style fps and just woefully overrated. Theres probably better looking retro styled fps games out there to waste your time on >_>

Nevermind Spiderman or ironman... this game doesn't even have Homelander, Starfire nor the fan fav Black Noir.
What is this... a fighting game for CHILDREN?!

PROS: Its pretty fun with the hud off + physics on realistic
CONS: Its not AMAZINGLY fun with the hud off + physics on realistic

The gameplay is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but its basically SOTS: the pit in 1st person form, sooo probably only play it if you enjoyed the original otherwise you will be very disappointed.

10/10 spooky atmosphere which will make the hair on the back of your neck crawl, pretty interesting story which expands on the original that I liked, however... the biggest downside is also the most important and its the gameplay loop which is nothing short of ABYSMAL. The weapons all feel weak and just generally useless due to the sway combined with enemy's movements, so you'll be melee'ing baddies 24/7. Easiest thing to do is aggro-ing a bunch of em then run around the corner and keep spamming the X key so they'll all just conveniently fall dead in the exact same spot after a knife in the face. Sounds like fun in a horror game, doesn't it? Well thats not even the worst of it, for me personally the thing that made me puke a lil inside my mouth was how when you're trying to disengage from cover for some idiotic reason you lose mouse control for a second or 2 and you literally cant move while you're getting smacked by the enemies who managed to sneak up on you. Disgusting level of incompetence >_<

Final Score: The Bethesda Lack of Quality Seal of Approval Guarantee /10

Oooh oooh ooh AH AH AH ooh ooh ahh ahhh AHH oooh ahhh AHHH... if you know what I mean!

+10 pts for a fun sprawling open world fps with a funky retro apocalyptic aesthetic
-10 pts for anti consumer bs they pulled with the deluxe ed. and the whole selling cheats for a sp game

Final Score: 0/10

Thats right bethesda, you get NOTHING, you LOSE! Good day SIR!

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