Recent reviews by Shizzlemoo

From a flaming pile of dog turd to a shiny golden beacon of hope, this was like a Phoenix from the ashes of the dumpster fire that was Sean Murray’s promises.

Freakin love this game

I shoot all the things with my buddy, this good yes

Racing on my dunny makes me happy and brings new life to my poop time

Probably not super healthy to enjoy a game about living in a warzone but its good, I like getting ppl shot who are slow and not super helpful, which may not be how you are meant to play but meh

Aliens with acne who spread their little diseased love through your colony while your friends race to fix it and you eat all their food to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ .... Reesa makes me play cleaning games a lot

I never knew I was a meat buddy until I played this game, it makes so much sense now, I am moist and tasty and my friends all want to play with me ... I AM MEAT BUDDY

The game allows me to grab and hump my friends who are in another country
8/10 would hump again

You have a pet dog called Dogmeat that you cannot eat, you cannot have a cat as their meat is palatable and you would be tempted.

7/10 Let me eat my dogmeat

Feel like your friends are all wankers? Now you can stab them in the back and be a suspicious little freak. Take a knife or a gun to your friends and ruin friendships.

The perfect table for all those big freakin nerds out there who do table like things but don't like doing them on an irl table. Its like a real table, but its digital.