Still can't believe that you're gone Alfie... I'll miss you and the antics you always got up to. At least you were able to make your parents proud by not burping or farting or crying while drinking a whole cream soda. I'll miss you Alfie...

I'll miss you Alfie... even though you cost us the regionals I'll never forget how good you were at drinking a whole cream soda without burping or farting or crying. I remember the stains on the front and back of your pants as you ran off the stage. Sorry for us throwing you off the bridge and leaving you.

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this mans voice.... panties soaked!!!