Nagoryoiki Tenkai's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 10 May @ 9:33am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:39am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 10 May @ 9:32am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:48pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 6:40am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:01am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:35pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:39pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:32pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:31pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:44pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

14 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

430 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

13 / 30