Prestatievoortgang van Nagoryoiki Tenkai in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 15:10

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:11

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 10 mei om 9:33

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 15:01

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:50

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 7:49

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 13:38

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 14:53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 30 jul 2022 om 4:14

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 17 mrt 2023 om 4:39

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 18 mrt 2023 om 5:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 10 mei om 9:32

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 14:05

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jul 2022 om 2:26

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 30 jul 2022 om 4:05

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 13:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 12 mrt 2023 om 11:39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 14:17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jul 2022 om 2:45

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 7:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 7:31

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mrt 2023 om 6:44

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 19 apr om 12:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 29 jul 2022 om 3:02

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:45

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 14:50

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 8:04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mrt 2023 om 6:40

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 20 apr om 1:01

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:56

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 15:03

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 8:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 15:11

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:57

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 13:55

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 12:40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jul 2022 om 12:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:10

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 12 mrt 2023 om 12:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 12 mrt 2023 om 11:47

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jul 2022 om 14:35

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 12 mrt 2023 om 11:36

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 14:39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 15:32

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 14:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 22 jun om 13:44

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

14 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

430 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

13 / 30