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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mở khóa vào 10 Thg05 @ 9:33am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:50pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 7:49am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 1:38pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Mở khóa vào 30 Thg07, 2022 @ 4:14am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg03, 2023 @ 4:39am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg03, 2023 @ 5:57am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mở khóa vào 10 Thg05 @ 9:32am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:26am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mở khóa vào 30 Thg07, 2022 @ 4:05am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg03, 2023 @ 11:39am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:45am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 7:11am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 7:31am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg03, 2023 @ 6:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg04 @ 12:48pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2022 @ 3:02am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:45pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 8:04am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg03, 2023 @ 6:40am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04 @ 1:01am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:10pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 8:05am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 3:11pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:57pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 1:55pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg07, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg03, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg03, 2023 @ 11:47am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg07, 2022 @ 2:35pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg03, 2023 @ 11:36am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07 @ 2:39pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07 @ 3:32pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07 @ 2:31pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Mở khóa vào 22 Thg06 @ 1:44pm



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
14 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
430 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
13 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+10

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