Käyttäjän Nagoryoiki Tenkai POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 15.10

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.11

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 10.5. klo 9.33

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 15.01

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.50

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 7.49

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 13.38

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 14.53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 30.7.2022 klo 4.14

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 17.3.2023 klo 4.39

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 18.3.2023 klo 5.57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 10.5. klo 9.32

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 14.05

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 29.7.2022 klo 2.26

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Avattu 30.7.2022 klo 4.05

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 13.24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 12.3.2023 klo 11.39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 14.17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 29.7.2022 klo 2.45

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 7.11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 7.31

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 13.3.2023 klo 6.44

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 19.4. klo 12.48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 29.7.2022 klo 3.02

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.45

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 14.50

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 8.04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 13.3.2023 klo 6.40

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 20.4. klo 1.01

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.56

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 15.03

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 8.05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 15.11

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.57

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 13.55

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 12.40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 28.7.2022 klo 12.51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.10

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 12.3.2023 klo 12.00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 12.3.2023 klo 11.47

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 27.7.2022 klo 14.35

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 12.3.2023 klo 11.36

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 6.7. klo 14.39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 6.7. klo 15.32

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Avattu 6.7. klo 14.31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 22.6. klo 13.44

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

14 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

430 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

13 / 30