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51.6 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
goated game
Posted 21 January.
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46.5 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
absolute pay2win but still fun tho
Posted 21 August, 2024.
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9.5 hrs on record
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥´ love this game!
Posted 9 August, 2024.
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3.3 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
ich habe schwerwiegende Depressionen


10/10.
Posted 9 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.5 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
W game
Posted 21 December, 2023.
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14.7 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
des spiel is a krankes meisterwerk.
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2,272.0 hrs on record (2,101.7 hrs at review time)
It’s truly fascinating how Dead by Daylight manages to peel away every remaining shred of sanity with such exquisite precision. One almost has to admire it — the way it turns psychological torment into something that feels almost… refined. Almost.

Finding a survivor actually doing a generator in this game is like Donald Truump eating an vegan steak. One might stumble upon one, occasionally, hunched over a gen as if performing an ancient ritual they barely remember. More often, though, they roam the map like confused tourists, investigating lockers, scenic rocks, and the occasional totem as if the fog were some open-world exploration game. Generators? An optional side quest, apparently.

The psychological toll is magnificent — truly a masterclass in emotional erosion. Every match becomes a slow-motion breakdown: you hold M1, praying your teammates will do the same, but the Entity hears only laughter. You can feel your neurons pleading for mercy as the heartbeat grows louder, the generator regresses, and your so-called team collectively decides that hiding behind a bush constitutes a viable survival strategy. It’s not a game anymore; it’s therapy, conducted by a sadistic therapist who never lets you speak.

At some point, you stop asking for wins. You stop asking for escapes. You start praying for competence — a teammate who understands that gens are not mythical objects, that rescuing doesn’t mean running directly into the killer’s arms. You load into the next match whispering a quiet mantra: “Please, just one normal person.” But of course, the fog provides only chaos, and you know deep down — you’ll be back tomorrow anyway.

Dead by Daylight teaches you many things: patience, endurance, and the fine art of suppressing primal rage. But above all, it shows you the cruelest truth — that the real killer isn’t on the other side of the map.
It’s your teammates.
Posted 31 August, 2023. Last edited 31 October, 2025.
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17.2 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
saulustig, allua und mit freind
Posted 31 August, 2023.
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2.1 hrs on record
oasch geile grafik für 2014, geile idee, geiles spiel.
Posted 31 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
lässig und gruselig
Posted 30 August, 2023.
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