1. A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flour and water. It is usually filled with various sweet cream such as brown sugar, chocolate chip, smores, etc.

I would like one Frosted Chocolate Chip poop tart please.


2. Very similar to the well known pop tart, the only difference being the delicious flavoured filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

Little Jeffy was late for school, and he no other choice but to quickly scarf a poop tart.


3. An insult.

Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feeling well and idk why.
Person A: You have poop tart-itis.